Once upon a time there was a spunky young lady named, Katie. Her roommates, Candy and Kim, nicknamed her 'Little Miss Auburn Locks' on account of her long wavy red hair. And what do I mean by spunky? Well Katie had just turned 20, had lots of energy, enjoyed adventures, and could spin a tale quicker than Rumplestiltskin could spin straw into gold. In contrast, the roommates were quite different. Both were slightly older, but Candy was bold and quite frankly, just a little slut. Kim, on the other hand, was mostly quiet and always had a book in her hand and a cat on her lap.
Anyway, one day Katie announced that she was going hang gliding off a nearby mountain cliff. She had ordered a small glider off of Amazon and had already completed enough tandum jumps to go on her own. She asked the girls to come along. Then she begged. However, the roommates already had plans. So off Katie went, solo. After all, adventure was calling.
So what plans did the other young ladies have planned instead of jumping off cliffs and hoping the wind would carry them to safety? Well Kim decided to bake fresh bread and cookies for her grandmother who was ill. She liked to take freshly baked goodies to her each Saturday. She would done a cape, and set off through the woods with a basket in hand and read lovely stories to her ailing grandma while they snacked on whatever savory treat she baked.
Candy used this time to entertain her flavor of the week. She had suitors chasing her and begging her to spread her legs. It was rumored that whoever could make her cum would be granted 3 wishes. Anyway, on this particular Saturday, she had made a date with a cute Sailor she had met online. He was good looking, funny, sweet, sarcastic, and witty. AND best of all, he didn't seem to know anything about the wishes. WHEW. It would be nice to have sex with a guy that wanted to have sex with her just because he like her, rather than have it just to get wishes in return.
Candy decided to take a shower while waiting on her Sailor. Unfortunately, she was terrible with time management, and unbeknownst to her, he was always early. Too many pushups in boot camp taught him to ALWAYS be early or on time. As she took her sweet time in the hot steamy shower, the Sailor showed up and knocked on the front door. As he rapped his knuckles on the door, it popped open. The door had not been latched properly. Probably because Kim had her nose in a book as she left the house and didn't pay attention -- again.
So the Sailor, Mid Shipman, Captain, Skipper, whatever (let's just call him Skip for short) popped his head in the door and called out, "hello?"
"Meow," was the greeting he got in return.
He looked around and spotted a brown tabby cat with large green eyes looking at him inquisitively.
"Ummm...hello there? Are you Candy, by any chance?"
The tabby suddenly looked bored, jumped down from her perch and walked off. Not knowing what to do, he followed the cat into the kitchen. Mmmmmm...the kitchen smelled delicious! There were cookies cooling on the countertop. Unable to resist a little nibble, he picked a corner off of the darkest cookie and took a bit. Ugh. Too hard. The aroma was still taunting him so he tried again with the lightest colored cookie. Eww. Too soft. STILL unable to resist, he found a cookie that was delicious golden brown in color with just enough chocolate chips and walnuts visible that it made his mouth water. Literally. He was powerless to stop himself and he shoved the whole damn cookie in his mouth. It was pure ambrosia. Never had he tasted anything so delicious in his life. It was neither too crunchy, nor too soggy. It was perfect.
"Woof." He looked down and saw a beagle staring at him with a judging glare. Did the cat turn into a dog? Was this a new creature?