A little more in return for the kind comments received.
The town no longer sleeps, for computers and the internet have arrived. The cats enjoy sitting on keyboards, or walking across them when their humans are typing.
Mr Harris, the Head Teacher, despairs of tired pupils yawning at their desks, and some of their comments about sexual matters. The town is now more informed about such matters, but not always accurately.
The internet has, however, helped Mr and Mrs Thomas to understand and name their situation. He is now an accomplished and happy cuckold. She studied French at home and they had a holiday in Paris where she was unfaithful to him nearly every day. Despite her dreams and efforts with a phrase book, the French had difficulty understanding, so she had to explain her need for sexual satisfaction in English. Her lascivious descriptions of her lovers' prowess give Mr Thomas much to think (and wank) about. He now dreams of being one of those lovers, committing adultery on his own wife.
Constable Khan's parents run the local pharmacy, and have had to increase their standard stock of personal lubricant, usually bought along with something else the customer doesn't actually want.
The Saunders' B&B and café is doing unusually well for such an establishment, because of the excellent personal service by the proprietors. Mr Saunders gives and receives a backload from his lorry driver lover at least twice a week. However, word has got around, possibly via the internet. The café offers an all-day English breakfast, and Mr Saunders is always ready for all-day breakfast of fresh sperms, with no regard to the nationality or orientation of the donor. The only requirement is to have a shower first (which must be purchased for a modest price, if not having a room). Ma Saunders remains popular, but to retain her beauty sleep allows only three visitors an evening to the sumptuous charms of her boudoir, with an occasional exception for favoured (usually well endowed) patrons. Mr Saunders provides a simpler alternative for disappointed guests willing to provide his supper.