Monday was his favourite day most of the time. It was a time of the week he looked forward to after a Sunday rest. His woman on Monday was a petite maid of his wife's and she was always eager to please.
Today Lord Roger strolled into his apartments to find his little maid in all her splendour knelt on the floor with her bare ankles showing as she groomed one of his wife's lap dogs. With a smile on his face he realised that in some ways the maid was his lap dog. She turned at his footsteps on the wooden floor. She looked startled but relaxed at the sight of him, "Sir." She bowed her head like the flirt she was.
It didn't take him long to stride across the room to where she was by the fireplace. With one hand he pulled her up and swung her round, "You are a cheeky minx."
"Mi'lord, I am no such thing."