Lori let me sleep in which meant she'd gotten up at the butt-crack of dawn to go jogging. Good for her.
It was a normal Sunday except for Lori continuously complaining how much her arm and jaw hurt, I just rolled my eyes.
After Church we had Lunch with the parents and grandparents before I went to work for a few hours to get caught up, stopping every once in a while to work on my plans for the 'cabin'. I'd pretty much figured it all out but knew I'd need at least two people to help. I was pretty sure I could count on Eric to be there and maybe I could wrangle my brother, Tom, into helping. If not, Lori knew enough that she could run all the equipment while Eric and I did all the heavy lifting. I kept picturing it finished; it wouldn't be a place to live, at first, but it would be a place to go for cookouts, swimming, and fishing on weekends and over the summer. And I could fix it up over time so it might become something more.
Dad was working on the mower when I got home, getting it serviced for the summer, but stopped to talk. I was so excited about my idea for the cabin, I laid out my plan. He listened as I explained the details then showed him my rough sketches. Looking it over he said he'd think about it. Noncommittal, but good enough.
I got cleaned up for dinner at Lori's parents where we met the Dan, the guy Paula was dating. Pretty serious stuff for her to bring him home. He was going to school to be a pharmacist while working at one of the chain pharmacies in the city and seemed like a really nice guy.
Sam seemed to like him as well and that was infinitely more important than what Lori or I thought of him.
Paula, without actually coming out and saying it, made clear to everyone that they were not shacking up like we were. The third time she slipped it in, Lori and I both started laughing.
Dinner over, Lori rushed us through the cleanup before almost pushing me out the door without saying goodbye. Then she suggested we go to Sonic instead of our normal stop. I should have known something was up from the way she'd been acting.
When the call from Vanessa came she all but leapt at her phone. "Sure! We could be right over!"
"What's going on?" I asked.
"Sorry, gotta let Vanessa tell it." was all she would say. Resigned to wait, I drove to Vanessa's where we saw her Mother's car parked in the garage.
Vanessa opened the door and came out bouncing. Naked! She crawled in the back seat with a "Hi Lori!"
"Why are you naked?" I asked.
"Hello to you, too, Mike." she said brightly.
I paused. OK. "HI, Vanessa. Why are you naked?"
Lori was struggling not to laugh.
"Mom came home."
"Yes. I see that." It was going to take a while. "Let's go to Sonic and get you something to drink while you tell me about it." I suggested.
"NO! Please!" she screamed. Lori gave in and laughed.
"Where, then, am I going?" Patient, that's me.
Of course, Lori's final comment last night, that I was going to fuck Vanessa, had lodged itself in my brain. This had something to do with that. I just knew it. And, for some reason, instead of ogling the hot, huge-titted, naked chick in my back seat, that my girlfriend had expressly told me I was going to fuck, I wanted an explanation as to why she was naked.
Still not sure what's wrong with me.
"I want to go out to that lease road." she answered.
"Lori!" I growled.
"Not tonight." Lori assured me. "Tonight we're talking."
Sighing in defeat, I drove out of town. When we'd parked, I turned and said "Now."
"Mom came home, like I said." I waited. "So, since I'm still following Lori's rule that I can't wear anything when I'm at home," I had kinda forgotten about that. "I was in the kitchen making a sandwich only wearing these," showing her wrist cuffs, "when Mom came in. I'm not sure which of us screamed loudest!"
Lori let out a snort but tried to hold it in.
"I think her words were something like 'What the hell are you doing naked in the kitchen?'." Yeah, I'll bet that's not all she said! "I think you would have been very proud of me." she said matter-of-factly, "I looked her straight in the eye and told her that I'd decided that I wanted to be a nudist."
"She bought that?" I asked in disbelief.
"No." Vanessa said quietly with shoulders sagging. "Apparently Mom's not as sheltered as I thought. She pointed to my 'bracelets' and asked me why I was wearing restraining cuffs. Restraining cuffs!" she exclaimed. "I'm wearing them and I didn't even know what they were called!"
Yeah, that was pretty funny. Lori had obviously heard about this already because she was laughing so hard she couldn't talk.
Vanessa continued, "I tried to say I didn't know what they were but she didn't buy it. I had to tell her!"
"So...?" I couldn't imagine her Mother was THAT open.
"Oh, I didn't tell it all!" she said quickly. "Just enough to know that Lori," Lori snorted again, "and, uh, you had, uh, forced me to do it." she got quieter as finished.
"WHAT?!?!" I yelled. Lori lost it. She laughed so hard she started snorting and then laughed harder! Vanessa started to laugh as well. I didn't think it was all that funny.
Between snorts, Lori gasped "Tell him!"
"I, uh," then she coughed, cleared her throat, and sat up straight saying, as if to her Mother, "Mom, I'm 18, almost 19," she said defiantly, "I fucked up. This is my punishment. Besides, I like being naked."