Vadim Startsev's room was just like mine, one of the unpretentious yet luxurious offerings in the hotel's South Tower. As soon as he opened the door with his card key, I felt a cozy wave of heat envelop me. "Welcome home, Remy," he quipped with a gentle smile. "Make yourself comfortable." I did, sitting down quickly on an unoccupied—and thus still-made—double bed.
"Thank you for inviting me up here," I said.
He stood hesitantly in front of me and paused. "I'm...trying to figure out what to do with you."
This made me guffaw so hard that I let out an unceremonious snort! "Uh, I can think of a few suggestions," I finally said when my brain finally regained control of my laughing reflex.
Ugh!
I thought.
You must think I'm a total idiot. Chess players aren't supposed to act like THIS at all!
Before I could mope any more, however, I caught an odd scent in the air: "What's that smell?"
Vadim gave a slight start. "I'd hoped—I hadn't wanted—
bah!"
Trailing off, he turned toward his own bed and began to fumble inside of a gargantuan black duffel bag on top of it. "I sweat a lot at these tournaments, unfortunately," he admitted at last. "I'm soaked straight through."
"You mean your armpits?" I asked and sniffed the air again. "Oh. I won't look if you take your shirt off and put on more deodorant. I might want to do the same before the next round."
"No. Not there." I saw what he now had in his hands: a new pair of black nylon boxer shorts!
"Uh..."
Stupid, stupid me!
Why couldn't I stop
saying
that? "In that case I definitely won't look."
"Even if you want to?"
I flopped back on the bed, letting myself stare up at the ceiling. "Blah.
Touche
."
Vadim stepped toward me. "Remy?" he said teasingly. "For your forfeit, the task you must perform is to watch me in the bathroom as I wash up. I like it when women admire my body."
"Any women?"
"Of course, but especially cute beginner-to-intermediate players who try the Scheveningen on me." He offered me his hand. I took it, and he pulled me back up to a sitting position. "Come."
I did. The bathroom was like all other hotel-room bathrooms: sterile, white and unappealing. However, the vast selection of plush towels and washcloths did hold several possibilities...
"Hang on a minute," Vadim said. "I need to get some more supplies—namely, the body wash."
The area between my legs began to swell and ache just a little, in an exquisite way. While no one was looking, I gave it a rub through my pants. Hopefully, Vadim wouldn't notice just how much I yearned for him—and how wet
I'd
inevitably get while
he
was getting all wet and soapy. That was my distinct advantage: no guy can ever really tell if a girl is horny or not!
Guys acquire an embarrassing bulge in their pants if they think nasty thoughts and aren't careful. We women can imagine all the deliciously dirty things we want and won't have any errant parts of our bodies betray us! Of course, we have to keep eyes and feelings in check...
Vadim returned, wearing only his tight and sweaty boxer shorts. "Remy? Are you all right?"
Only now did I realize I was staring open-mouthed. "Yeah. Yeah. It's just—you're hot!"
The look in his cunning dark eyes said
Thank you,