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Chapter 5
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Eli was right, no one touched her. In fact, they avoided her like the plague. Antoine had been killed and his body disposed of, everyone was aware of that fact. Eli had followed through with his threats. Now, the "house rule" was set in stone.
Carly gradually returned to her daily routine and slowly regained her composure. As much as a prisoner could.
Now that the physical threat was gone, what bothered her were the stares of another kind. Specifically, from Eve aka Miss Fashion Week. Carly could discern that every single human being in the building now thought that she was sleeping with Eli. Since she couldn't go out and say "No, I'm not sleeping with him he just killed a guy because he said he would. He did all of this
pro bono
", she just let the rumors continue. This resulted in Eve's visible hostility towards her.
The approach Eve took to bullying her was childish. She would come into the kitchen when Carly was cleaning and spill wine on the floor. She would remark on Carly's looks, calling her short and ugly. They were so laughable, in fact, that Carly at first didn't think much about it, until she remembered that Eve had a gun and was very good at using it. And if there was one person that would disobey Eli's house rules, it would be Eve.
Shit, why did I get out of one problem only to be dumped into another?
Carly tried to come up with a solution.
Eve hates me because she wants to sleep with Eli, and everyone thinks Eli is sleeping with me...so, if I get them to have sex, problem...solved? Uhm, but asking for hot dinner is one thing, asking him to sleep with someone else is probably too much to ask.
Hmm, or is it?
Carly decided that it couldn't hurt to talk to Eli about it. A few days later, Eli ran into her at her afternoon reading spot in the sad garden. Though, her routine of reading a book in the sad garden was predictable, Carly wasn't sure if Eli had come with the intention of talking to her. After chatting about some books he recently read, she brought up the question, "Hey, can I ask you something?"
"Yeah?"
"Why don't you like Eve?"
Carly was almost proud of her direct attack, because Eli was a little taken aback. If there was anything Carly was good at, it was detecting discomfort in men when it came to talking about sex. If circumstances had been different and all of them were in college, Carly would have given both of them a good lesson in Flirtation 101 and they would not have been in this mess. Instead now she had to take matters into her own hands.
Bitch, watch me do this.
"What do you mean?" Eli's answered.
"You know she likes you."
"Uh-huh." Eli's sad in typical fashion . It was his equivalent of a "So what?"
"So, why not? Like, doesn't every guy wanna sleep with every hot girl?" Carly raised her hands and made a big "why not?" gesture.
She was so comfortable and relaxed in her gestures that she swore she saw Eli smile behind his beard again, "You know Miss Eve is a killer. I'm not sure I want to be on the wrong side of her bed."
"True, but ok, let me put it this way. Like, for guys, sex is just sex, right? It's not like, oh, you have sex with this gal and all of a sudden you're stuck with her forever! Sometimes it can't hurt to have sex that is
just because
... Like - hey - why not have a little fun night and if nothing works out you can part ways? Surely, you think she's hot and all that!" She paused and decided to kick it up a notch, "Unless you're worried that you're not up to par or something."
He raised an eyebrow, "You're trying to get me to do something I don't want to do. Why?"
Fuck, he's too good. He can tell.
Carly slumped her shoulders, "Uh, fine, it's because Miss Eve hates me and is bullying me like we're 13 yr olds, except she has a gun, and I don't want to step on her toes on a bad hair day. I think she just wants to fuck you. So, if you do, she'll probably stop going after me. Please, just once!"
Carly could tell by the tone and facial expression that Eli was embarrassed, "I can't believe what I'm hearing. This is ridiculous."
"Hey, you said you're going to protect me! This is for the sake of protection!"
And frankly I have no idea why Eve is attracted to a crazie like you, but I guess like crazies attract.
"Fine, I'll go talk to her."
"No no no no no! No talking, no talking!" She hurriedly stopped him, "You don't understand girls AT ALL! She is like 13 yr when it comes to emotions. If you go talk to her and tell her to stop, this is going to have the EXACT OPPOSITE effect and she's just going to super trash me after this!"
They were standing much closer now, and Carly was suddenly a bit stunned as she looked into Eli's eyes. It didn't look like the eyes of a killer. It just...looked like the eyes of someone who was embarrassed, "Then what do you want me to do?"
Carly felt further emboldened by his discomfort, "I just told you! Have sex with her, once. Or twice, or more if you feel like it."
"No."
"OMG," Carly's face showed desperation, "You're like the stubbornest dude ever! Do you have to wait until everything goes down to life and death and
then
you will act?"
Eli pressed his temples, "OK, OK, I'll think about this."
A horrifying thought came to her mind, "...please tell me you're not gay?"
"No." Eli sighed, "Eve is a difficult individual and, I dare say, hard to deal with, when she puts her mind to something. I try to avoid conflict with her."
Ohhhh, so it's your strategy that's preventing you acting like any normal horny guy who would say yes to shacking a hot girl. Got it.
Carly rolled her eyes, "Yes, Eli, I would be very grateful if you can peacefully resolve my situation."
Eli shot a glance at her, "You know, everyone thinks we're sleeping together."
Now it was Carly who blushed. She took a step back and laughed uncomfortably, "Yeah, cuz people are dumb. But I guess it works."
"If it serves its purpose, then I wouldn't change it."
"Huh, you
are
a weird guy." Carly forgot to keep this thought to herself and said it out loud instead.
"If you say so."