If they asked I always told new girlfriends (including my wife) the truth about my previous lovers except for two women I have never spoken directly about. Both women formed part of my practical sexual education and also permanently captured part of my heart. This story recounts the start of a 'brief affair' although it is not a conventional one.
The encounter took place approximately a month before my twenty-first birthday and would never have occurred except for a crude remark by a drunken friend. It was a Saturday night three days before Christmas and I had meant to meet my three old school friends for a night out before we each sent Christmas day with our families. I worked shifts and was working that day but due to staff shortages I ended up working four extra hours and I only made the pub in time for last orders. It was a double blow as it was my round and my friends had moved on to shorts to finish off the night. Pete, Phil and Andy had gone to a football match that afternoon and had been drinking at lunchtime only breaking for the match and the tube journey back to Pete's local.
Andy's and Pete's girlfriends, Julie and Emma had joined them in the pub and were fairly drunk themselves. Julie and Andy left Pete, Emma, Phil and me to walk back to Pete's house while they went to her parents for the night. Being sober it was funny to watch my two mates struggling to walk straight on the way back. Emma complained about having to walk so I gave her a piggy-back and she clung on drunkenly.
"If I didn't love Pete I could quite happily wrap my legs around you properly," giggled Emma suggestively.
"Well if I didn't like Pete I would quite happily let you," I replied.
Pete and Phil started an argument about what type of girls they preferred; Pete seemingly had forgotten Emma was there too.
They were getting louder as we turned into Pete's road and I had to get them to shut up as I knew Pete's neighbours would complain to his mother the next day. Normally Phil, Emma and I would leave Pete at his door and walk to the local cab office and get a taxi back home as we only lived a few streets apart on a council estate five miles away. Phil and I would normally have to wait for a few minutes while Pete and Emma said goodnight.
Pete shared his home with his widowed mother (his dad had died suddenly of a massive heart attack five years earlier). His home was a four bedroom townhouse on a private estate which his father had brought before he had met Pete's mother. Pete's father had been a highly paid company lawyer working for a large bank in the city of London. Pete's mother was a cheerful, gentle, well spoken woman who dressed neatly and demurely who had always made us welcome when we were younger but had withdrawn after her husband's death.
When we arrived at Pete's door he insisted we come in for a nightcap and although it was against my better instincts I agreed just to ensure Phil and Emma got a cab home. As Pete put his key in the lock the door was opened by his mother.
"I thought that it was you making all that noise," she said as a greeting.
"We've been to the pub," slurred Pete.
"I can tell; well come on in before you upset the neighbours," she commanded.
She directed us to the living room and told us to take a seat. Phil slumped in an armchair as Emma and Pete collapsed on the settee I had to squeeze in beside them. It was obvious that Pete's mother had been sitting in the only other armchair looking at photo albums.
"Does anyone want a hot drink?" she asked us.
"No mum we are going to have a proper nightcap. Where's Dad's whiskey?" declared Pete.
"No Peter, you can't touch that!" she said with a hard edge to her voice.
"Let's just have a coffee or tea to sober up?" I suggested.
"No I want a proper drink!" replied Pete defiantly.
"Well I would like a cup of tea please, Mrs Johnson," I said hoping to lighten the brewing atmosphere.
"Coffee would be nice, please," agreed Emma.
"I'll have a coffee, then," said Phil.
"Oh why don't we all do as she wants!" said Pete sarcastically. "Well off you go then woman, go and make the tea and coffee!"
"Pete, don't speak to your mum like that!" I said.
"Who are you my Dad!" he retorted.
"Peter, stop it!" Mrs Johnson said.
"Kevin you seem to be sober, come and help me, I'll make some toast too!" she said to me.
I followed her into the kitchen and help her with the drinks and food. I tried to apologise for Pete saying he was drunk and problem didn't mean to be so rude.
"He has been getting worse lately and drunker," Mrs Johnson said without looking up.
We heard raised voices from the living room so I said I would try to get them to be quieter. I took the tray of drinks in while she finished the toast. As I pushed open the door Pete stood up and I heard Phil's voice.
"Yeah, I reckon your mum's tits would be quite nice to suck on," he said a little too loudly.
Pete flew at him grabbing at his throat; Phil dodged and they fell on the floor pushing the door back on me sending the tray of hot drinks flying and covering me in tea and coffee. Pete was in a rage and grappling with Phil.
Mrs Johnson appeared behind me and shouted at Pete to stop but he did seem to hear. So I managed to grab Pete and pull him off. He began thrashing about so I gripped him in a bear hug and lifted him off his feet. Phil scrambled away and Emma moved over to him.
Pete's temper began to subside so I let him go.
"I think it would be better if you went to bed Peter and your friends went home," said Mrs Johnson in a calm voice.
Pete didn't say anything he just turned and stomped out of the room slamming the door behind him. I started to feel the heat from the tea and coffee sinking into the skin on my chest and I pulled my shirt away.
"We had best go then," said Emma.
She pulled Phil to his feet and they headed for the door, I turned to follow.
Mrs Johnson put her hand on my arm.
"Kevin, you can't go out with your clothes wet and your lip is bleeding," she said.
Before I could say anything Emma said she would get a taxi back with Phil and she would call in the morning to check everything was okay. I took a tenner from my wallet and gave it to her to cover the fare back as I knew Phil was out of cash and as Emma was still a student she didn't have much money.
Mrs Johnson looked at me disapprovingly after they left.
"Can you afford to give them money for the taxi?" she asked.
"They are friends and I wouldn't let Emma walk the streets for the sake of ten pounds," I replied.
"Well at least one of Peter's friends has manners; Philip is so crude sometimes," she said.