Later that day she did some unintentional research on grooming. At a slow moment, Terry and Shawna were having a conversation in the lobby that Lisa overheard. Terry was asking Shawna how she stayed neat "down there". Shawna laughed and asked, "Are you asking me how I groom my vagina?" Terry blushed and said "Yes". Lisa stopped to listen because, knowing Shawna, this would be good.
"Terry, my advice to you is that shaving is like crack - the first time you do it, it looks great, but as it grows back you realize that you'll be itching if you don't shave every damn day. I realize that guys today aren't going to put up with an 80's bush, unless they like hippies, but I'm not going to shave down there every single day. My solution is two words: Brazilian wax. I know it sounds painful, but once every few weeks, I go to that asian salon over by the mall and a cute little Vietnamese girl named Lin puts me in positions that even Dale doesn't see, and takes every bit of my hair except a little landing strip to remind him that I'm a grown woman. You need to let it grow back a little bit before you get waxed again, but it keeps coming back finer and finer, and it's really the only way to get your asshole hairless without risking a dangerous cut. Is that TMI, or is that what you wanted to know?"
Lisa stifled a laugh as she looked at the horrified expression on Terry's face as she nodded and croaked out "Yes, thank you." Shawna continued, "A little more advice - take a couple Motrin before you go, get your pits done while you're there, and exfoliate so you don't get ingrowns."
In addition to the advice about waxing, Lisa learned that she had an "80's bush". It was no surprise - growing up, the most grooming any girl would do was to neaten up her bikini lines, and Lisa didn't see any reason to change her grooming practices as she grew older. Still, every video that Bill had watched featured a woman who was completely hairless down there, or at most had a small patch of hair. She would probably start with a "landing strip" as Shawna called it, but that could wait for a few days since she wasn't ready to execute the rest of her plan quite yet.
Lisa had closing duties that day, and Shawna volunteered to be the other employee in the building as she closed up. Just as they were ready to lock the door, Dale showed up. Lisa greeted him and said,
"Dale, good to see you. Did you get a day off at the ranch?"
"Hi Mrs Hansen", Dale replied, even though she had asked many times to call her Lisa, "I'm here to say goodbye to Shawna, because I need to head back to Wyoming for a few days to help take care of my dad. He's just getting back from rehab for his knee replacement, and mom would like someone around to help him up and down until he's steady on his feet."
"Dale, that's very nice of you. I'm sure your parents will be glad to have you around. I was just locking up. Shawna, we'll see you tomorrow."
"Goodnight Lisa," Shawna said, then turned to Dale, "Let's go say goodbye before you leave."
Lisa had a pretty good idea of how Shawna was going to say goodbye as she watched them head to his pickup in the employee parking lot behind the bank. Lisa got in her minivan and started to drive away, but she paused at a point in the far corner of the customer parking lot that offered a view of Dale's pickup. From this vantage point, Lisa could look down on the front seat of the pickup, while Dale or Shawna would have to look up and over her way to see her.
Feeling safe from discovery, so she let her curiosity get the better of her. Lisa was surprised at the ferocity at which Shawna grabbed Dale and started kissing him as soon as Dale got into the drivers' seat. As she kissed, Lisa saw her hand working in his lap, unbuttoning his jeans and working on his zipper. As soon as his zipper was down, Dale pushed his jeans down to reveal a rock hard, impressively sized cock Shana got up on the seat and on her knees, and leaned over Dale's cock. Dale grabbed the back of Shawna's head and pushed her roughly down on his cock. Lisa was amazed at how easily Shawna inhaled him. Dale reached back and flipped up Shawn's skirt. To her surprise, Lisa got a good view of Shawna's bare ass, since she wasn't wearing any panties. Dale inserted a couple of fingers into Shawna and his big hand rhythmically pumped back and forth. Dale let go of her head, and Shawna started moving up and down, bringing her hand over to help pump him.
Lisa expected her to finish him in her mouth, and she was eager to see Dale's face as he came, but instead Shawna got off of his cock and Dale scooted over to the passenger side of the bench seat as Shawna crawled over him to the drivers' side. Shawna assumed a face down ass up position. It looked to Lisa that this wasn't the first time they had done this, and it reminded her of her high school makeout sessions where the steering wheel was always an issue. She realized that Shawna's move to the drivers' side gave them the most room possible in the crowded space of Dale's front seat.
Dale slapped Shawna's ass a couple of times and got on his knees on the passenger side of the bench seat. He was a big guy, so he had to bend way over Shawna's small body when he got on his knees. As he positioned herself near her entrance, Lisa expected Dale to penetrate her vaginally. Shawna looked back and said something to Dale, and with a smile, he spit a couple of times on Shawna's asshole and positioned his cock against her pucker. Shawna pushed back in one smooth, slow move and buried Dale's cock to the hilt in her willing ass. After a moment's pause, she looked back at Dale and nodded. Dale grabbed her hair and started rough, hard thrusts into Shawna, whose mouth now formed a contorted "O". Dale's thrusts continued, relentless, for what seemed to Lisa to be a very long time. As he fucked Shawna, his hand reached under her, and after a few minutes of thrusting Lisa saw Shawna's legs tremble with what Lisa assumed had to be a massive orgasm. Moments later, Dale collapsed on top of her. Lisa quietly drove off before she could be discovered.
When she got home, Bill was mixing his first martini. Lisa walked up to him, planted a kiss on his lips, and stroked his palm, her signal that she would like to make love later. Bill looked up and smiled, and Lisa whispered "now" in his ear. Lisa didn't wait for a response, and just walked into their bedroom, where she quickly shed her work clothes and got into bed, as Bill did the same. She kissed him on the mouth briefly as she felt him harden in her hand. She lay back, spread her legs, pulled him towards her by his cock, and guided him into her wet pussy. As he penetrated her, a long "yess" escaped her lips, followed, in her mind by "daddy". Bill began thrusting into Lisa as she came in what seemed like seconds, and he quickly joined her in orgasm. As Bill rolled off her, Lisa said "I'm starving, let's go have dinner." She put on her conservative long terrycloth robe, making a mental note to replace it on her next shopping trip, and enjoyed dinner with her somewhat bewildered husband.
After dinner, Bill sat down to watch a game, and she retired to her daughter's old bedroom to examine her purchases. She eagerly pulled out the first toy she wanted to try, a natural skin dildo that she hoped was about the size of Bill's cock. As she unwrapped it, she was pleased to see that it was almost exactly the size of Bill's erect penis. The box contained a warning about the possibility of tearing the surface of the dildo if it came into contact with sharp objects. She had intentionally picked this particular model because it would show teeth marks.
After rinsing off the dildo in her daughter's bathroom, Lisa gingerly put it in her mouth - it tasted a bit plasticy, but she realized that she was going to have to get used to a few new tastes if her plan was to work. Lisa turned on one of the first oral sex videos from the couple that Bill liked, and carefully studied how her doppelganger sucked her man's cock. His penis was bigger than Bill's, so Lisa had an easier time than the woman in the video. She licked the shaft, put the head in her mouth and practiced using her tongue to stimulate it, and then started pushing it further into her mouth.
Lisa had noticed that this couple engaged in two different kinds of blowjobs. The kind she was watching now was what she thought of as a "get the job done" blowjob, which had been recorded in the front seat of their car in a mall parking lot. As the woman worked his cock, there was a little deep throating, but mainly she worked up and down on the head of his cock while her hand stroked the shaft. Lisa spit all over the cock and worked on the up and down motions until she felt like she had mastered them. She thought about Bill coming in her mouth, and held the cock steady and swallowed a few times, just as the women in the video appeared to be doing. After she was done, she inspected it carefully and was happy to see no teeth marks.
Lisa changed the video to what she thought of as a "porny" blowjob. In this case, there was a lot of deep throating and eye contact. This act was clearly designed to leave a visual as well as physical impression with the man receiving it, and Lisa was excited to try it. She had never had much of a gag reflex, but she still found pushing the fake cock into her throat a bit of a challenge. After a few tries, she was able to get it down and hold it. She stuck her tongue out and figured she could probably tongue Bill's balls as she held him in her throat, just as the woman in the video was doing. She removed the cock from her throat, happy with her progress and very happy to see no teeth marks. She was still scared of him ejaculating in her mouth, and some of the rough stuff would have to wait, but she felt she could probably please Bill with her mouth after a few more practice sessions.
Lisa put the fake cock back in the box and pulled out her anal training kit. She had chosen one that included a bonus jeweled plug, which was advertised as "the one piece of jewelry that will drive your man mad with desire". Lisa rolled her eyes at that, but she was happy to see that all of the plugs seemed to be of decent quality, with no seams and no funny smell. She pulled out her lube shooters and the silicone lube that she had read was better for anal, and filled up a shooter. She dabbed a little bit of lube on the outside of her anus, and pushed the shooter in. As she slowly pushed the lube out of the shooter, she felt a rather odd, cold sensation in her ass. She picked the smallest plug, slathered some lube on it, and began teasing her anus with the tip.