For a twenty-two year old guy I haven't had much luck with women. I like women with big breasts but it hasn't worked out that way for me. Most of the women I have dated were small breasted. My older sister Beth has a girlfriend named Mary. She is cute and has big tits but she is very religious. Not only is she religious she likes to preach to people.
My sister has tried to hook me up with Mary.
"You know Kevin, Mary is really attracted to you."
I told my sister that I am sure that Mary is a nice person deep down. I just can't deal with all that religious preaching all the time.
"I know," my sister said. "I have told her to tone down the preaching if she ever wants to find a man."
One thing about Beth. She will wear you down until she gets her way. She kept on me about asking Mary out for a date. I finally caved in.
"Alright Beth, I will ask Mary out for a date this one time. Please don't ask me again," I told her.
My sister grinned like she had won this battle over me. Beth gave me Mary's phone number and I called her. I think Mary was surprised I would have asked her out. She did agree and we made a date for a Friday night dinner time. I went and picked up Mary at her apartment. Even though she was dressed conservatively, her breasts stood out. There was no way she could cover up all that flesh.
We got to the restaurant and made our meal choices.
"Thank you Kevin for asking me out," Mary said to me. "I know that Beth put you up to this. I know you really don't like me much."
I couldn't lie.
"Yes, she asked me if I would take you out for a date. It's not that I don't like you Mary. You just wear people down with all that religious talk."
"Sorry, this was how I was raised. Beth has scolded me about it. I'm trying to be better."