It was Tuesday afternoon when I got the text from Jess.
"You have a 'garden refresh' from a new customer. Her name is Mia. As well as the 'garden refresh' she also requests front and back cleanup and edging, The appointment is for 3pm. I will send you all the details and the address. Have fun."
My first new client. I was as excited as I was nervous. I have no other information besides the name and address. Of course, I knew nothing about Jess on that first day. I spent the rest of the time daydreaming about 3pm.
I pulled up to the address at quarter till three. I unloaded my gear and got ready to work. Mia walked to the truck to greet me. She seemed to walk over in slow motion. For a moment I thought I could hear 'Living in Stereo' by the Cars. Mia looked like she was about 50. Her long red hair shined in the sunlight. It framed her round face perfectly and accentuated her deep green eyes. Her body was larger than either Jess' or Laura's. Her breasts strained against the thin white T-shirt she was wearing. The outline of her round belly stretched the fabric to its limit. Her hips bounced and undulated as she walked towards me. I could barely keep myself from staring in abject sexual hunger. Her movements were hypnotizing.
"You must be Mark." Mia said extending her hand in greeting. I shook her hand and answered.
"Yep, that's me."
"Jess' description of you did not do you justice." Mia said looking me up and down and undressing me with her eyes. I was doing the same thing to her. "Well, I won't keep you from your work. When you're done come in through the garage and I will meet you there."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Oh my god, you're so adorable. We will get along just fine." Mia said touching my face. Her green eyes piercing my soul and stirring something in my pants. As she moved her hand away, I detected the light scent of vanilla. A scent that get's me going every time.
Mia turned around to go back inside. Which is when I got a glimpse of her big, beautiful ass. 50 inches of soft flesh kept restrained by tight gym shorts. I watched each cheek jiggle and bounce as she walked away. I wanted to say, forget the lawn, and just stick my face between. Dizzy, my pulse racing and cock throbbing, I started up the lawnmower and went ahead to clean up the yard.
Two hours later I have loaded up the equipment on the work truck and am now standing naked in the laundry room of a woman I do not know. I silently ask myself, 'Are you insane?' The answer is 'yes'. And I have never been happier. My world has been opened by a beautiful, older, statuesque woman. A woman who has opened me not only sexually, but in my own sense of self-worth. I also can't believe anyone would pay that much money for lawncare.
The door to the laundry room opened and Mia stepped in. Wearing the same thin white T-shirt and gym shorts that defy physics. My cock started to fill up.
"Jess said you were eager, but my oh my" Mia said looking at my twitching member. I blushed in embarrassment. "Aren't you just adorable." Mia cooed grabbing my face and pulling me in for a deep kiss. Her tongue swirled around my lips as she pulled me closer. My erection pushing against the softness of her belly. I felt myself begin to leak pre-cum. And so did Mia.
"My! You are very eager." She said looking at the wet spot that outlined her belly button. "Are your clothes in the wash?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"I'll just add this to it." She said pulling off the T-shirt and tossing it in with my clothes. Then in one motion closing the lid and starting the machine. However, all I saw was her big breasts fall out and her belly jiggle as she performed her laundry ballet. She held out her hand to guide me to the shower. I reached out with my hand, which was quickly slapped away. She grabbed on to my hard and overly excited dick and led me.
Mia brought me to a bathroom that could have been right out of the 1920s. Black and white tile, porcelain fixtures, and in the center a large, high walled, 4 claw foot tub. Full if hot, steamy water and bubbles.
"Get in the tub and I am going to wash away the day for you." Mia said as she helped me into the tub. She grabbed a large, soft sponge and began to gently wash my shoulders and my back. "Let's get all the stress of the day to wash away." She whispered in my ear. Shivers shot up and down my body.
I relaxed and laid back as Mia sponged every part of me. She was right. She washed away the day. I felt her hand run across my chest, down my stomach, and lower. I felt her fingers wrap slowly around my cock. Softly stroking it and pulling my face close to hers, forcing her tongue in my mouth. I felt relaxed and incredibly horny at the same time. Her hand released to the chagrin of my twitching cock and broke the kiss. Mia caught my gaze and said directly,
"You will dry yourself off. You will open the box outside the bathroom. You will put those things on. You will walk down the hall to the second door on the left. You will enter. Do you understand."
"Yes, ma'am." I said both excited and a little frightened. And with that, Mia left. I waited a few minutes to ponder over my earlier idea of it being crazy to be naked in a woman's house I just met. However, I figured, I'm young, I'll be 21 soon. If now isn't the time for me to do crazy things, when will it be? I got out of the tub and wrapped myself up in the giant towel. I dried myself off and exited the bathroom. In the hall was a small box, just as Mia said. The box had carvings of knights and dragons on it. The kind of thing you would find at a Renaissance faire. Inside the box was a jester's hat, a scepter with a jester's hat on it, and a little jester's hat glued to a heavy rubber band. Each with little bells. The hat and scepter I understood, hat goes on head, scepter in hand. Little hat... I looked down at my erection and had that aha, oh fuck moment. As in 'aha! The hat goes on the penis!' followed by 'Oh fuck! Why does the hat go on the penis?'
I opened the door and entered. Scepter in hand, a hat on each head. Mia was sitting on a raised throne with lavish robes round her. The room was decorated as if it was a set from a medieval fantasy show. Ornate wood shelves adorned with old books, statues of fantastical beings, crystals, and the like. I marveled at the decor.
"Do you not bow before your queen, Jester?" Mia said in a commanding voice. I was shocked for a moment but then compelled. I bent down on one knee and played the part. I'm sorry, your majesty, I was momentarily blinded by your grace and forgot my place. I jingled the scepter and made the bell ring to accentuate the rhyme and punctuate.
"You're quite witty for a fool." Mia giggled.
"You're very kind, my Queen."
"Entertain me, fool. Tell me a joke and dance for me." Mia said regally.