I really didn't feel like working one day, so I booked off with my boss, claiming I had a bad toothache.
Who could blame me? We don't get too many 80 - degree days in April in Toronto, and I wanted to make the most of it.
I hopped into my car and took a drive out into the country, had a coffee at a donut place north of the city, then headed down into Brampton, a suburb where I lived at the time.
I was feeling a bit hungry, so I dropped in to a Mickie D's and ordered a Big Mac, shake and fries.
Trying to find a table wasn't easy; the local high school had just let out for noon, and there was nowhere to sit.
I spotted a table with two girls and a couple of empty seats, and asked them if it was okay if I sat there.
They didn't seem to care, so, fine, there I sat.
As I listened to their conversation it didn't take me too long to figure out that they were in their final year at high school, they were over 18 and the nuns were really hard disciplinarians.
I wouldn't have paid much more attention to them but something happened. One of the girls crossed her legs, and I could hear the rustle of the satin lining of her kilt against her legs.
I took a second look at the girls.
One of them was an East Indian, the other a really girl - next - door, freckle - faced green eyed blonde. Both, now that I look back on it, really cute. I mean, gorgeous, to tell the truth. Baby fat still showing, but attitudes evident in the cigarette package in one the girls' sweaters pockets.
I thought, what perfect ways to end a day of goofing off; why not try for it? and said to them, '"you know what I hated most about high school? The way everybody treated me like a kid!"
They looked at each other and said, 'Yeah, and that really SUCKS!"
We chatted for a while and then it was time to head out. I didn't think of anything more relevant to say, but as we headed out into the parking lot, they saw my car and drove a bee- line over to it.
I was driving, at that time, a cherry - red Camaro convertible. With the top down, it looked pretty boss, sitting there in the noon - hour sun.
The girls said it was a really cool looking car, and of course I jumped to the occasion and said "Would you like to go for a ride?"
Well, they jumped in, the blonde in the front, the other one in the back, and away we went. We chatted along the way to the highway, and I found out that they were dismissed for the afternoon because her high school's basketball team was in the city finals and the entire school was off for the afternoon.
Somewhere along the line I had read that high speed makes panties come off really quickly, so when we hit the 401, Toronto's major highway, I floored the gas and in a few seconds we were ripping along doing 140 miles per hour, with the wind whipping the girls' hair in their faces, the car sounding like an airplane and the radio blaring an old Beach boys tune. Awesome!
We turned off onto my street, which was close to their high school and I asked them if they wanted to come see my pad. At that time I was living on the 14th floor of a condo overlooking the Toronto skyline; a spectacular place, with full floor to ceiling windows, and all the modern conveniences.
As there were a couple of bottles of Vodka in the place, I thought it would be the civilized thing to do to offer them an afternoon cocktail, an idea to which they readily agreed. I poured each of them a stiff vodka and orange juice, and we sat down to listen to tunes and chat.
A second round of vodka brought the East Indian girl to her knees. As a non - drinker culturally, she wasn't use to it so when she said she was tired I led her into the spare bedroom and had her lay down.
The blonde, whose name was April, and I carried on talking about nothing in particular until she told me about how sore she was after yesterday's soccer match. It seems she was on her high school girls' soccer team. They had had a tough time with the other team and she was aching from heel to toe.
I'm not a professional masseur, but I AM fine story teller, so I did say that I had professional training in massage and that I could really do something for her sore feet.
With a few vodkas in her, and having developed a trust in me, it was cinch that she would go along with that idea, so I took the cushions off the couch, laid them in a row along the floor of the living room and had her lie down face first along them.
Now, I should take you back to when I first saw the girls in the restaurant. They were every man's wet dream, dressed, as they were, in their schoolgirl uniforms. They both wore blue and black tartan skirts, and of course they had rolled up the waists to the point where their hem lines almost touched the bottom of their white cotton panties. White knee socks, white blouses, blue sweaters and matching neck ties completed the outfit.
I had had a hard time containing my excitement when I first met them. Such was the case now, when the prettiest blonde schoolgirl I have ever set eyes upon moved off over and laid down, face first, on those cushions.