Out of the frying pan into the fire, I finished a week of board meetings and luncheons only to look forward to a 3 day drive home. The first day passed uneventfully, long, but uneventfully. By the second day I was in Texas, which is not a bad state to drive through; I was going through the panhandle, so it was only a few hours. About halfway through I felt a tingling in crotch. Unfortunately, I could do nothing about it now, so I adjusted my pants and turned up the CD player.
"Smack my bitch up," I sang along with one of my Mp3 Mixes, incredibly out of tune, but hey, I'm alone so it doesn't matter.
The next day I drove through New Mexico and came into Arizona. There's one odd thing about Arizona, there's exits that seem to go to nowhere. I mean, I follow the exits with my eyes and see nothing, anywhere near the exits. It was during one of my 'exit checks' when a big rig blocked my view. I was getting ready to glare at the driver, but I stopped myself when I noticed it was a woman. Not just 'a woman,' but a beautiful woman. She had coal black hair which was in a ponytail, pulled through her baseball cap. She was very pale (which I like very much) and had high cheekbones and full, red lips. I guess my mouth must have dropped, or my gawking very obvious because she laughed a little and smiled at me, flashing her pearly whites.
Now, I've never really taken risks when it comes to women, I suppose that's why it has been so long since I've gotten laid. I'm not sure why I did what I did, I guess being in may car gave me a heightened sense of self esteem. I raised my parted index and middle finger to my mouth and made the universal "I want to lick your clit" sign. I patiently awaited the look of shock, then the glare, followed closely by the finger. Much to my surprise; however, she laughed and made the universal "I want to suck your cock" sign. My mouth dropped even wider at this, and she laughed again and motioned for me to follow her. Here's one gift horse I'm definitely not looking in the mouth.