This story is a little out of season. It's a continuation of the ranchers memoirs series. Short and its intent is just to introduce May and Carla to everyone. Everyone in here is over the age of 18. It's written to be fun.
Well Sara and I got married after dating about a year. She had become a vital, vibrant part of our family as everyone got to know her better. She especially enjoyed our parties and loved the hot tub. I've gone out a couple of times to see her relaxing in the hot tub with one of the girls only to look back a minute later to see another one and then two of them bobbing up and down in the water. Everyone got along very well. Her younger sisters had only come by to visit a few times and were still getting to know us in a social way.
That went to the next level that first December. Both of her sisters work in the newspaper business as copy editors. They can work from just about anywhere as long as they have computer access. They both decided to "work from home" the month of December and come visit us for the holidays. May, the middle sister came in the first week of December about mid-week. That weekend we all sat down to a casual family dinner. The rest of us agreed that it wouldn't be a full-scale "dinner", we still needed to get to know May and Carla, the youngest sister, better. We had a great dinner, we all laughed and told stories about each other and the things we did while growing up. Each story was aimed at embarrassing one or all of us just a little bit and most were successful. As the apple pie we had for dinner disappeared, the stories took on a bit of a more sexual tone. Sara got embarrassed when May told a particularly interesting story about a boy named "Tommy somethingfinger". They couldn't remember his last name, but both agreed that he had talented fingers.
After Dinner Sara and I picked up the dishes and retreated to the kitchen, and then out to the patio. We laughed about the others and how in so many ways they were more like our kids than our siblings. Every once in a while, May would call Sara "Mom", in a teasing kind of way. Everyone else went down to the den to watch movies and have a drink. Apparently, there was just enough alcohol going around that the boys got bored with the movie and started to get a bit frisky with their wives and the wives started to get a bit frisky with each other, and before you knew it, May was in the middle of it.
Sara and I really didn't know what was going on or what had happened till the next morning when no one came down for breakfast. When they did come down, no one came down with their respective husband or wife. Everyone was hung over.
"Looks like yall had fun last night "Sara said in a normal tone of voice.
Everyone moaned and looked like she had yelled it at the top of her voice.
"Hoah yea", said May, cringing as her own voice reverberated inside her head. "You could say that. "she added with a slight giggle.
The other girls started giggling and moaning in pain. The guys looked at each other and started laughing. Every time they looked at Sara they just started laughing harder. Evidently there was some joke there involving her that was never fully explained.
The next couple of nights kind of looked like a game of musical beds. On Tuesday night Carla the youngest sister came into town. According to Sara she was still a virgin at twenty. The story was that she was saving herself for her boyfriend who moved to Texas after he graduated, and the long-distance romance thing never worked out. So, family parties were forbidden to keep from making her uncomfortable.
Well one thing I know is that you never tell any of our family what they "can't" do. We will find a way. To my amazement, the ban on family parties lasted though until about three days before Christmas. That's when Carla walked in on Tom and Carl servicing Leslie in the barn. Carla managed to strip down and slip up behind them unnoticed until she tapped Tom on the shoulder and asked, "when's my turn".
Tom, Carl, and Leslie all stopped what they were doing immediately, remembering the ban on parties, and realizing they had been caught. They stammered, not quite knowing what to say until Carla moved forward, grabbed Leslie by the head and started kissing her passionately. All bets were off then. The ensuing orgy was one for the record books as I understand it. Not only was Carla not a virgin, but she was a borderline nymphomaniac. Turns out the reason the long-distance romance didn't work was that her boyfriend found out she was screwing one of their professors the whole time they had been dating. Putting Carla and Leslie together at the same time, completely wore Tom and Carl out and left the girls working on each other for another 30 minutes or so.
"Sara said you were a virgin," said Leslie.
"Not since I was 15," laughed Carla.
"Mom left us with dad and his friends. Well, mostly their boys and they were, let's say available...", Carla snickered.
The next morning everyone was at breakfast bright and early with no hint of what had happened the night before. That afternoon May, and Carla pulled Sara aside.
