I didn't expect the call, let alone on Christmas Eve for chrissakes. But here it was ringing, my office phone (don't even say it), so I picked it up.
"Broderick Investigative Services," I answered curtly.
"Is this Mr. Broderick?" a nervous female voice asked.
"Speaking," I answered.
"Mr. Broderick," she said and I could hear in her voice she was trying to maintain her composure. "My name is Evelyn Mc Cormick and I have a job for you."
"What kind a job, lady? It's Christmas Eve."
"I'm fully aware of the day, Mr. Broderick," Evelyn said sternly this time. "You're the only service of your sort answering your phone so I figured..."
Dames, especially smart ones, always seem to get under my skin.
"Duly noted, Ms. Mc Cormick," I said. "What is it I can do for you?"
"It's Mrs. Mc Cormick, Mr. Broderick," Evelyn emphasized. "And I'm in need of your services. You are a private investigator are you not?"
"Yes, ma'am," I stated noting she was getting increasingly less nervous.
"And since you answered your office phone, even though it is, as you most kindly reminded me, 'Christmas Eve', I assumed you were open for business. If not I could take my business elsewhere."
Most of my clients didn't speak this way. Most of my clients would have been yelling right from the start that their "no good, lying significant other was out whoring around with some slut or another". I heard money in this voice.
"What is it you need, Mrs. Mc Cormick?"
"My husband, perhaps you've heard of him, Lawrence Mc Cormick..."
"I've heard of him, yes," I answered. Lawrence Mc Cormick owned large chunks of real estate around town. No one knew for sure exactly what he did.
"Right now he is..." Evelyn hesitated a moment to regain her composure. "He is celebrating Christmas Eve with someone other than myself."
"You're sure he's just not working, Mrs. Mc Cormick?" I asked.
"I'm sure, Mr. Broderick," Evelyn said coldly. "I have an address and I want evidence if you know what I mean?"
"I know what you mean, Mrs. Mc Cormick, but regardless it is Christmas Eve..."
"I'll pay you whatever you want," Evelyn said with more than a trace of apprehension. Obviously I was the only service of my sort open on Christmas Eve.
"Give me the address," I said.
As I was driving towards the address that Evelyn Mc Cormick had given me, on the lower east end of town, where I had grown up, I couldn't help but start to feel melancholy. It had started to snow and as I turned on the main drag it was lit up with Christmas decorations.
"What the hell are you doing here on Christmas Eve?" I asked myself aloud. "Your job, you big palooka," I answered. "Because that's all you got."
I had to hand to it Lawrence Mc Cormick, he was no dummy, at least as far as location went. How he got caught I didn't know, but he had certainly taken the necessary precautions to make it difficult.
I parked across the street from the small three bedroom ranch. Nice set up Lawrence, I thought. Too bad it ends here tonight.
I got out of my car, pulled up the collar on my coat and went around the back of the house where I expected, and found, a light on in the back bedroom. I took my small video camera out of my coat pocket and checked the battery. It was fully charged.
I peaked through an opening in the drapes. Bingo.
"Smile for the camera, Larry," I said softly.
Whatever conclusions you might draw about a man like Lawrence Mc Cormick, pompous, arrogant, you had to give the man credit for his taste. The broad he was with was a class act; tall, thin and shapely as an hourglass. I couldn't tell if she was a natural blonde - there was no collar to match the cuff if you know what I mean - but it was obvious Larry had flipped the bill for her extravagances.
Larry was laying naked on the bed as his mistress, dressed in a red garter ensemble, red push-up bra, red stockings and a sliver of mistletoe somehow stuck to her navel advanced on him.
"Kiss what's under the mistletoe," she mouthed.
Larry moved up on his hands and knees to her shaved mound and lips. She arched her head back as Larry had obviously slipped her a French kiss. She grabbed the back of his head and ground herself into him. Larry reached up and cupped the woman's bra, kneading the area where her nipples protruded even through the material. She moaned audibly and arching her back, came.
Larry moved back as the woman kissed his wet mouth and through the viewfinder I could see Larry was as hard as an icicle.
"Lie back," she mouthed to him and he obediently obeyed.
Larry moved onto his back as the woman looked seductively at his rigid member, it seemed to pulsate with anticipation.