It was a day like today, just an ordinary day in which ordinary things are done. My laundry needs to be done, got to clean-up the hard-drive in the computer & install that new virus software, check on investments-should I sell or hold? Nothing like being retired a lot earlier than you'd anticipated. Still, new house, and its the same old thing.
I instead opted to go to the Supermarket, due to no laundry soap. You know how you get distracted, one thing needs to be done and another pops-up before your eyes. So, off to the Supermarket down the street a ways.
There I park in the lot, discovering the HUGE banner proclaiming the store's one-year-anniversary. No matter, I've got to go inside, I pass the huge radio station truck hoping not to be noticed. I try not to be noticed most days by people I really don't want to be bothered with, regardless of their good or modestly greedy intentions on my wallet.
I step through the automatic doors, and I'm greeted by a young lady with a striking resemblance to "Mack" on the television show, "JAG." She's only 18 or so, but an incredibly sweet smile, brilliant eyes that are a soft brown, darkish brown hair that is much longer than "Mack's" hair is on the show. Nice eyebrows, well-shaped and thin. No make-up to speak of. And, nicely proportioned, perhaps a 36-C or so, or larger, the buttons on her blouse seem to strain a bit, nicely I think and smile as I have now encountered her near the entrance doors. Her name tag says she's Michelle.
"Hi! Wouldn't you like to win the new Jet Ski??" she asks earnestly, face full of brilliance that only youth have when motivated. I smile, "No, Michelle, not really, it would hurt my back," I fake-reply hoping I can get past her table & a box that holds the numerous cards asking for your name, address, phone numbers (to be later sold to telemarketers to annoy you at dinner.)
"Oh, pleeeeze?! You could always give it to little ole' me...." That statement makes me look back at her. Now I realize for some dumb-luck reason she's given me a come-on. Me? Nice, so unexpected. The bounce in her eyebrow, I love that. The bedroom eyes, she's a tease. And, the leaning down in front of me, a hand supporting herself on the table (she's short, 5' 2" or so) and idly pointing at the various other "prizes" on the table intrigues my eyes-fabulous cleavage. That lacy white bra really is pretty, but I bet there's next to no support it provides-but I can tell she needs no support.
"O.K., I'll sign-up... for you, Michelle. What...other ... prizes could I win," I ask flirting back. She doesn't miss a beat. A dozen items on display-the runners-up prizes--and she tells me, "Well, there is the possible prize of a 'personal assistant' for a shopping spree in the store...." She's looking at me and smiling a devilish, coquettish smile. Nowhere is there a prize like that on the table; but it gets her boss off her back, knowing he can see from a distance that she's trying her best to get me to sign-up on the small paper forms. I smile and ask her, "Tell me more, who'd be my personal assistant and how much for the shopping spree?" She smiles some more, shifts, and her breasts tantalizingly sway and wiggle inside her blouse, her smile intoxicating me. "Me! You can ask me where to shop and buy what you want in the store, and I'll show you where the items are!" Such a fun young lady, she's 'hooked' me into signing. I fill out the card, and ask her when do I win? "Oh, well, I guess this is your lucky day! I get to do this once a day-and you're my first." She says this with a lot more intonation in her voice. Words said that give me pause, a stir in my loins, and the full knowledge that buying laundry soap in aisle 12 isn't all that she's talking about.