This is a reader request! I was so excited to get a request I had to write it up straight away. He didn't give me anything more than his name so I had to exploit the only guy I know named Mike to write the story.
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David makes good money. He is a good husband. I was bored though, that was why I went back to work. I didn't need to work. I had some flexibility. The job as an administrative assistant with the Police Department sounded fun. I love those true crime shows.
Once I was getting dressed every morning and driving to the precinct in my neighborhood I remembered how much working every day sucked. I missed my mornings alone. I missed my mid-day trips to the mall wandering around the stores when they weren't crowded and I still had all the same issues with authority I had always struggled with. I didn't like being told what to do by people who didn't know what they were doing.
I liked the sergeant as a person. He could be funny as hell. I just didn't like working for him. It took me a week to wrap my head around the systems we used to enter all the reports and track all the shit we track like who is in which cruiser and when they will be back and who will be in it when it goes back out. Mike had been in charge of the three admins for years and he didn't have a clue. It made me more insane by the day.
He would have me enter things incorrectly. Or worse, I would enter them correctly and then he would do a supervisor override and change them. One day we had three officers all standing around looking for the same Chevy Tahoe. They were going to wait around for a while. It had been sent downtown to have the transmission replaced.
The duty sergeant got on my case. I just glared at him. I could feel it happening. I snapped and told him what I thought of being berated in front of 10 other people and stormed out. The department doesn't deal with that sort of thing very well. I went home, drank more than a Wednesday evenings apportion of Pinot Grigio and passed out.
The next morning I was at the precinct early. I wasn't there to apologize. That just isn't me. I would work extra hard for a few days. I would show them it wasn't my fault. It didn't matter. My little plastic badge wouldn't open the door. I was pretty sure it was just messed up in some way but in the back of my mind, I knew I had probably just been canned. I knew I should have felt like crying but I didn't. It wasn't my fault - I would sleep just fine. It was their loss. I could have asked Marta at the desk to buzz me in but she would probably just tell me she couldn't. She would enjoy telling me I was fired. I didn't feel like giving her that kind of authority.
Thursday was Mike's day off but I called him anyway. It was still only a quarter to seven. He sounded groggy when he answered. He didn't know who I was. We fought through the confusion until he was awake enough to figure out what was happening.
"You aren't even supposed to be there for an hour." He told me.
"I know. I just wanted to get an early start."
"Well Shit. Just hold on. I'll be there in about five. I'm just down the block."
I had only ever seen Mike in a uniform. It was a black polyester shirt and pants with a tie. The tie was made out of some super secret synthetic that made it impervious to stains, wrinkling, lint, and radioactivity. I couldn't imagine what the uniform actually felt like on. He was older than I was and I am getting up there. I knew he wasn't sixty. The department forced people out. He was probably mid fifties though. He had a bit of a gut from age and sitting at a desk. He had wavy grey hair that I wouldn't call long but it wasn't in some sort of official crew cut either. He had a mustache that matched his hair and by the end of the day he would have gray stubble around his chin.
I wouldn't have been able to tell you if he was good looking or not because he just wasn't the type that inspired a woman to make that sort of decision.
I was standing in the parking lot smoking. I was a little pissed off I had taken up smoking again but fuck it, I didn't smoke at home and what David didn't know wouldn't hurt him. I heard mike before I saw him. I didn't know it was mike, I just knew it was a pan head. A long time ago I had worked with a bunch of bikers. That's a different story. What is relevant is what the sound of a Harley does to me. I felt the vibrations. Standing next to a bike as it gurgled and growled got me worked up faster than watching Magic Mike in slow-mo on the big TV. When I saw the big bike roll into the parking lot I was surprised to see the gray haired man who sat astride it. Mike and I typically left together and I had only ever seen him leave in a little Toyota pick-up. He rolled up to me. I was leaning against the trunk of my little car. He sat there peering at me through Dark Ray-Bans.
"Denise, we need to talk." He hollered over the sound of the bike. He was in jeans and a plain white T-shirt. He wore heavy boots. It was a good look for him. It was a good look for anyone.
"My badge doesn't work."
"Yeah, 'bout that." He said. He looked down as he said it. I can't really go inside like this. Besides, if we do, Salvatore will want to sit in. He's an Asshole."
Salvador was Sergeant Delagarza. He was the one I had told to fuck off."
"Do you feel like breakfast?" he asked me. I didn't. Not in any way.
"Sure."
"Follow me. We will run over to the Moose." The moose is a restaurant that really is a bar. They aren't officially open in the mornings but it was a neighborhood secret that as soon as Moose got in the front door was open and he would fry eggs and potatoes or throw pancakes on the grill. He only charged a couple bucks and gave away the shitty coffee.
I was walking to my car door when I heard the bike growl. He had given it just a little gas before he popped the clutch. You had to with an old Harley. Fuck, he shouldn't have done that I thought. I felt the vibration come up through the ground, through my calves and thighs. I would need to call Dave of course. That was how it worked. I turned and walked back to Mike and his Bike.
I pulled my sunglasses out of my purse and then pulled the strap over my head so that it was secure across my back. I poked him in the love handle and he got the message and moved forward just enough on the seat. I climbed on.
I had wanted to look professional today. I didn't exactly have a professional wardrobe. Three years as a stay-at-home mom/housewife/amateur erotica writer meant my closet was mostly T-shirts, loose blouses, jeans, and a couple of long flowy skirts. The black one I wore today I had gotten mostly as a swimsuit cover-up. You could crunch the top down to wear as a skirt or pull it up and wear it tube top style. It was long, draping to the floor. I hadn't needed to wear hose. Straddling the wide bike it meant my already excited pussy was pressed between the seat and Mike's ass feeling every combustion of the motor. Shit. The ride was mercifully short.
Moose had the door open. Mike asked for eggs and bacon. He didn't need the toast he was watching his carbs. I got a bowl of cottage cheese. I didn't even think I would eat that but it seemed like I needed to order something.
"Do you even want to work for the Department?" he asked me.
"As much as anywhere." I said.