Call me "Guy". The names and places have been changed to protect the guilty.
My business needed some extra storage. These days that means a mini-storage unit. Fortunately, these days mini-storage warehouses are everywhere. I walked into the office of the mini-storage warehouse nearest my office, and as soon as I got inside the door a very tall blonde woman with flashing green eyes greeted me, invited me to a chair in front of her desk, and offered me coffee, which I accepted.
We looked at what was available, and I asked to look at a unit a bit bigger than I really needed, but I might as well future proof the deal as much as possible.
She offered to show me the unit, and I told her to lead the way. As I followed her along the corridors of the building I could not help but stare at her ass. She didn't have much up top, but she had a spectacular ass! She wore a T-shirt material sun dress with a light blouse underneath, and as she walked the swish of her nice, round ass made the skirt of the dress move to and fro delightfully.
She showed me the unit, I approved, and we went back to the office to do paperwork, with me staring at her ass the whole walk back. The way she swished it made me think that she must know I was ogling her.
She asked me to wait a few minutes while she drew up the lease. I spent the time sipping coffee and looking around the office. On the wall she had a diploma from Yale University College of Business, showing her name, which I recognized as belonging to a famous family of real estate magnates. I won't mention the name of that family, because I can't afford to be sued by them. I won't mention her name either, I'll just call her "Eve".
"So, what is a Yale MBA doing here?"
She looked up from her computer.
"Everyone has to start somewhere," she replied.
Flashing green eyes, full lips, just watching her talk was mesmerizing.
As she put the lease paperwork together I could not help but notice her small but pert breasts were unholstered, and her nipples made impressions in the fabric of her dress. I do so like women who are confident enough to go braless in public. There is something rebellious and almost clandestine about it. Pert breasts just large enough to jiggle when their owner moves is one of my turn-ons, especially when they are wearing nice nipples.
I did manage to concentrate on business long enough to sign the paperwork, during which I noticed she did not have on a wedding ring or an engagement ring. I did sincerely hope some significant other somewhere was fucking this stunning woman on a regular basis. Not doing so would be a crime against nature.
I fumbled for an excuse to remain in the office a little longer but couldn't find one. I think she figured it out because she smiled with a certain amount of peering over the rims of her glasses, which only made her look cute, if you can imagine a 6'2" woman looking cute.
I ran out of excuses, so I headed back to my office to prepare for moving stuff into my new storage unit. My mind kept wandering back to her, and that stunning ass she wears so well. I wanted to enfold her in an embrace, let my hands wander down to her ass, and squeeze her buns. I wanted to do her from behind so I could watch that ass wiggle as I fucked her.
After sporting a hard-on most of the day, once I got home I just had to "relieve the pressure" in the shower, with Eve on my mind.
When I went to the warehouse, which happened almost daily, I went in the front door just so I could get a look at Eve, and she seemed to look forward to seeing me.
A Friday came along, and I asked her what she was doing for the evening.
"I'm spending it with my cat," she said.
I looked at her incredulously.
"Surely as beautiful a woman as you has a significant other chomping at the bit to take her out."
"Not right now," she replied.
She sighed.
"Unfortunately, most men are intimidated by women like me."
"What?" I asked. "They don't like brilliant women who are also drop dead gorgeous?"
"Not when those women are as tall as I am. And when they have no boobs and a big ass."
"They don't know what they're missing."
To go for it or not? I decided to take the piss.
"Myself, I think you're gorgeous. You have a spectacular ass, pert boobs, and..." I looked directly at her chest, and her high beams were on. "...spectacular nipples."
She blushed.
"You're pretty good looking yourself. But no, my ass is just too big. To much sitting on it when I was getting that," she said, pointing at the degree diploma hanging on the wall.
"Let me show you something," I said. "Stand up and come to me."
With an amused look on her face, she did. She wore a white cotton blouse with a pleated denim skirt, and a light cardigan sweater, the skirt swishing delightfully as she walked. She stood directly in front of me. I held my hands to her shoulders and then to her hips.
"Your hips are proportionate to your shoulders, so your ass isn't as wide as you fear."
i moved my hands from the widest part of her hips to the narrowest part of her waist.
"The perfect ratio of the narrowest point of your waist to the widest point of your hips is about 7 units to 10 units, and if yours isn't right there then it's close. But there's one final test. Put your arms around my neck."
She did so, and I gently pulled her into an embrace. Her head fit perfectly over my left shoulder. After giving her a hug I slowly ran my hands down to her ass, cupped her cheeks, and gave them a squeeze. She giggled.
"Don't you worry," I said into her ear. "Your ass is perfect."
I loosened the embrace to the point I could look at her face. I took a quick glance at her chest and watched her nipples stiffen.
"As much as I want to touch them right now, I think your boobs are perfect too."
She smiled.
I lifted my right hand up to her face, and traced a finger over her full red lips.
"Your lips need to be kissed," I said.