I wanted money and a lot of it. Now I wasn't just going to luck my way into money. I'd have to work for it, so I needed a job where I could earn big money fast. I didn't have any big business or financial smarts so that ruled out going into business for myself. I did an assessment of what I had going for me.
Sports people make big money but, while fit, I wasn't star material on the playing field. Hollywood and TV likewise. I could probably make a living there but I was unlikely to make big money. Quite frankly, my acting abilities sucked. So what were my good points?
I was young, only recently turned nineteen. I was intelligent and had a good education. I had an excellent memory. The big things in my favour were my looks and my voice. I had a voice that sounded like tinkling bells and sent shivers down a man's back. (That was according to one would-be boyfriend.) I did have a voice that seemed to attract men, as long as I wasn't trying to sing. I had an excellent body, absolutely flawless skin of a fine silken texture, and a face that Helen of Troy would have envied. All in all, I was gorgeous.
It seemed to me that my best choice of career was modelling. I should be a hit as a model and top models got big bickies. I just had to make it and make sure I hung onto it.
Don't get me wrong. I also considered the down side of modelling as a career. You had to work bloody hard, but that didn't worry me. Parties, drugs and sex could also be involved. The parties wouldn't be a problem as I have excellent social skills. Drugs and alcohol I would have to try to avoid. Sex? I could take it or leave it, preferring to leave it. I have let a couple of boyfriends make love to me but it didn't really do much for me, although they were almost reverently awed by my beauty. So sex I could probably use as an asset, if I had to.
What I needed to get my new career started was a portfolio. There was no way I was going to let some local yokel with a camera take photos. I'd book in with a professional outfit and get a decent portfolio. It would cost, but I had some money saved and my parents would be willing to contribute. I went looking for a good agency.
I eventually found an agency and made an appointment to talk with them. I arrived at my appointment on time and was directed to this office where a casually dressed man was lounging behind a desk. As soon as I saw him I just knew that there was no way he could be a decent photographer. He looked like a bit of a tough to me.
Would you believe that the insolent swine took one look at me and told me that I'd come to the wrong place.
"Wrong place? What do you mean? I have an appointment. You were expecting me."
"Yeah, but I don't think we're the sort of agency you want. We don't do porn."
Porn? Who mentioned anything about porn? I certainly didn't.
"Fine," I said, "because I'm not interested in doing porn. What makes you think I am?"
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe the dyed hair, the falsies, the bad makeup and the porn-star clothes."
"My hair is not dyed and I don't have falsies," I snapped, furious. "And exactly what is wrong with my makeup and clothes."
"Do you really want me to tell you? We charge by the hour, you know."
"What I require," I said, speaking very carefully, "is a portfolio I can send around to agencies. I want to be a model, specialising in cat-walk and television commercials."
From that point on things went a little better. He explained the sort of photos they did, showing me a couple of portfolios. He also told me the price, which was horrible but not out of my reach. Then he told me the first free date they had, which was months away.
I indicated that I was still willing to go ahead with the shoot and he gave me a considering look.
"Not wanting to waste our time," he said, "would you please take your clothes off so I can see you properly. You can change behind the screen if you're the shy type."
"No, I will not," I told him. "What on earth makes you think that I would?"
"If you'd paid attention to the portfolios I showed you, you'd have seen that there are nude shots of the models. Artistic shots. The agencies expect a couple of them. Among other things it lets them know you're not going to get all coy when you have to start changing clothes in a busy dressing room. If you can't strip in front of me then it's highly unlikely that you'll be able to relax enough to strip in front of the camera. Still, it's your choice. The door's over there."
Callous brute. I hesitated, but I really wanted to do this. I stepped behind the screen and stripped off. Geez my face was burning when I stepped out from behind the screen.
"Decent breast structure," he said, looking at me as though he was a vet and I was a horse. "Turn around, slowly."
I did a slow circle, fuming as he added a couple of pointed comments about my figure. It seemed he also approved of my bottom and my hips.
"OK. Get dressed and we'll set up an appointment. Oh, and make sure you shave before you come for the sitting. People expect their models to be clean-shaven these days."
I got dressed, thoughts of thumb-screws and boiling oil passing through my mind. I'd just finished when this guy comes bursting into the office.
"James, Angelica has had an accident. She won't be here for her appointment. Ring around and see if one of the would-be's would like an early abbreviated shoot."
"How abbreviated?" the guy behind the desk (James, I assumed) asked.
"One hour, max. That's all the time that Angelica required."
"Ah, I'm here," I said quickly. Maybe I'd get lucky.
What was with these guys? He took one look at me and laughed.
"Sorry, duckie," he said with a smile. "Pierre does not do porn."
"Actually, Pierre, the lady doesn't want a porn shoot. She wants some shots that can go in a model's portfolio."
Pierre looked at me and then then looked at the guy behind the desk.
"You're kidding. That hair! That bust!"