Before the story starts, I just want to give a huge thank you to kenjisato for editing the grammatical nightmare that was my original text. If you've read my first two stories, you'll know that I was in dire need of a proofreader and kenjisato was really helpful.
I hated my job. Hours on end sitting at my desk, the tedious monotony gnawing away at my soul day by day. My coworkers were boring, my boss was a dick, and my pay was so bad, that I was forced to live in some crappy flat with my best mate, Jack. The one thing I didn't hate about my job, the one tiny piece of redemption, was the location. It was just a ten minute drive from my flat, meaning I didn't need to get up until 8:00am every day. For this, Jack was infinitely jealous of me, as he was forced to get up at 6:00am every morning, and was long gone by the time I rose from my extended slumber.
This difference in schedules actually turned out to be advantageous. We both showered every morning which would've been a problem if he wasn't forced to shower at stupid o'clock in the morning. By the time I needed the bathroom, the shower had already dried. And so, every day, I got up at eight and headed to the bathroom. I shit, shaved and showered, before grabbing a bite to eat, getting dressed and leaving for work. Nothing ever changed. Nothing was ever new or different. Same old, same old. Day in, day out. Until Jessica arrived.
I jolted awake to the sound of my angry alarm. Wiping the tiredness from my eyes, I trundled over to the bathroom in the boxers I had slept in the night before. Like clockwork, I sat down to take my morning shit, before washing my hands and starting to shave.
I got no more than forty-five seconds in before an abrupt knocking shattered my morning routine. Ugh, Jessica. Jack's sister had been staying in the flat for two days, and would likely not leave for another week or two. Her flat had flooded or something--I didn't really care--and she was sleeping on our couch for a while. I'd be fine with it if she wasn't such a bitch to me. Whenever I bumped into her she'd always make a passive aggressive comment of some description, and it was really starting to piss me off. "What do you want?" I asked loudly.
"Hey, I need the toilet. Can you hurry up?"
"No can do. Sorry I'm on a tight schedule, gotta leave by 8:50am."
"Come onnnnn. I really need a piss!" I caught myself smiling into the mirror at the fact I was inconveniencing her.
"Can't you wait? At least until I've finished shaving. I'll be ten minutes. Tops."
"Please. If you don't let me in, then I'll..."
"Then you'll what?" I asked, now infuriated at her persistence.
"I swear to god if you don't let me in I will piss myself, right here, right now."
It was a ridiculous threat but, knowing how batshit crazy Jessica was, I believed her. So I moved to the bathroom door, accepting it'd likely only be a two-minute delay. I unlocked it, and it immediately swung open, revealing Jessica standing in nothing but a dressing gown.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you," she said frantically, as she barged past me to the toilet. Before I even had time to leave the room, she had made it to the toilet and sat down, but not before dropping her bathrobe to the floor, leaving her entirely naked. I stopped dead in my tracks, staring at her body, one that I had never before noticed the beauty of.
I was truly bewildered at how hot Jessica was, and how I had never noticed before. She began pissing as my eyes remained trained on her. Piss gushed out of her perfect pussy that sat just below her neatly trimmed bush.
"What the fuck are you doing, creep? Get out!" she demanded.
I came to my senses before apologising profusely and leaving. About a minute later, she came out, dressing gown back on, and passed me without a word. I went back to my morning routine, but this time my mind was elsewhere, unable to get her perky tits, puffy pussy and juicy ass, out of my mind.
To my relief, Jessica didn't mention our bathroom incursion to Jack over dinner. We didn't talk about it at all, and I went to bed horny. That night, I rubbed one out to the thought of my best friend's sister. I envisioned her head bouncing up and down on my stiff cock, her hazelnut hair resting gently on my bed as she fucked me with her mouth. I came hard into my tissues while imagining Jessica swallowing my hot load, before promptly falling asleep.
I jolted awake to the sound of my angry alarm. Wiping the tiredness from my eyes, I trundled over to the bathroom in the boxers I had slept in the night before. Like clockwork, I--what the fuck?