7. The Scottsdale Sluts
Around 11:30, Annika and Janet walked into the diner. Now when I say 'walked', that doesn't strictly describe the kind of swaying, wiggling movement that the two of them performed, moving on five-inch heels to the table that Rosa had indicated. And given the outfits that the pair of them were wearing, it was a kind of spectator sport in itself. Every guy in the place had tuned-in to this particular game within about ten seconds. It sure beat the Superbowl.
Rosa gave me a
look
, that said 'OK, big boy, these two are clearly here for you." As we passed, she heading back to seat another group and me to greet my new friends, she said softly, "Mind they don't chew you up and spit you out."
"Hey ladies! How're you doing?" They smiled as I helped them sit down in the booth and passed them the menus, while getting a close up of what they were obviously trying to show me.
And they both seemed to be enjoying the attention they were getting. Their dresses -- if you could call them that -- were just a little shy of hooker outfits. Annika had on a silver, halter-neck number with the front slashed right down, the top part kinda loose and swaying around as she walked, showing a lot of braless titty. When she bent forward, I could look down and see a pierced nipple. The skirt was short, and the outfit was backless. If you'd pulled the halter over her head -- easy to do -- she would have been naked except for a band not much over twelve inches wide from her hipbones to her upper thighs, and a pair of ankle-strap heels with a diamante pattern. If that pattern had spelt out the words 'FUCK ME', the whole ensemble couldn't have been much more blatant.
By contrast, Janet's outfit was almost demure -- a figure-hugging dress, mid-thigh length, with shoulder straps. Sure, the neckline was cut low-ish, but Janet's tits were not so huge that they were spilling out. Except, if you looked a little closer, you realized that the material was kinda see-thru. At this range, and in this light, I could easily make out the outline of a pair of dark, pointy nipples. The unforgiving nature of that skin-tight fabric confirmed that the body underneath was every bit as good as I remembered. And that generous mouth, highlighted with a sexy red lipstick, promised some extra delights that had me stiffening in no time.
"What can I get you," I asked.
Annika smiled up at me. If there is such a thing as a 'dirty' smile, Annika had mastered it. "Nothing to eat, thanks, Tommy. We have a real meat-fest planned for later and wouldn't want to spoil our appetites. But how about some drinks? We both need some cock -- er -- cocktails. I know you can't provide us with what we need
right
now, but we're expecting a stiff one a little later. Maybe we could start with Sex on the Beach?"
Back in the kitchen, Pattie and Rosa were giving me some more
looks
.
"Maybe it's not my place to say so, Tommy, but this isn't the kinda joint people normally expect to pick up hookers. Those two; are they your friends?"
"Hey Pattie, they're really not hookers. Sure they dress pretty provocatively..."
"Sluttily," Rosa added.
"...but really, they're just off to a party and have swung by for a drink first."
"So what kind of party? And are
you
invited?" Pattie didn't seem amused.
"Well, er, it's a kinda private party."
"And
are
you invited?" Rosa didn't look too happy either.
"Well, er..."
"So that's a yes. And is anyone else attending this party?"
"Look, Pattie, that's none of your..."
"Fine. So it's just you and two cougars. I hope you don't get mauled, young man. But I don't think Charlie will be pleased if his place gets a reputation because of the sluts who follow you around."
"Hey, Pattie, don't forget that Charlie was the one who stuck a life-size cutout of me outside..."
"And me, don't forget," Rosa added.
"Sure -- of both of us, specifically to attract ladies like these. And you can see how it's worked. Every night Rosa and me are working, the place is full of groups of guys and gals who're here because of us. The place is a heck of a lot busier."
"Sure," Pattie added, apparently unconvinced, "but they don't all dress up like whores."
"Look, Pattie, I have to wait tables. And get big tips. That I share with you. So please don't piss me or the customers off." And I headed to the bar to collect the ladies' cocktails.
Around midnight, when most of the other customers had left, Annika and Janet paid their check. As usual, the tip was generous.