1.
Meet Mr. Flumpy.
He's a penis.
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2.
Mr. Flumpy has had many adventures.
I will tell you one of them.
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3.
This is the story of
How Mr. Flumpy Learned
How to Use a Napkin.
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4.
Mr. Flumpy is different from you and me.
He doesn't have to eat.
But he still has to use a napkin.
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5.
Mr. Flumpy has a mouth.
And, when he gets excited and carried away,
he begins to drool.
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6.
He gets excited by a number of things.
He's a big fan of art;
he likes looking at pretty pictures.
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7.
Art can be a classy thing,
but drooling never is.
One time, it got him into trouble.
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8.
Of course, it was also the fault
of Confining Garments.
Confining Garments wasn't really Mr. Flumpy's friend,
but they seemed to spend a lot of time together.
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9.
One day, they spent a lot of time
looking at pretty pictures.
Mr. Flumpy got quite excited, of course,
and he began to drool.
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10.
Unfortunately, he drooled all over Confining Garments.
Neither of them thought much of it at the time-
they were both quite excited.
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11.
Later, though,
they had to go out in public.
People began to stare.
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12.
Confining Garments was covered
in Mr. Flumpy's drool.
People began to point and yell.
They felt very bad, and had to go home.
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13.
The next day, Mr. Flumpy wanted
to look at pretty pictures again.
Confining Garments began to complain:
"Don't do that!
"I'll be covered in your drool again,
