Mrs. Sandi Sims 01
"Nick, what the hell is wrong with you today? You've been staring into space for an hour. Hello?? Earth to Nick."
"Sorry Kurt, I just had a weird or maybe wonderful encounter this afternoon across the street."
"What? What across the street? Mrs. Sims lives across the street, so just which across the street did you have this weird or maybe wonderful encounter? And where was I?"
"Yup, Mrs. Sims lives across the street alright and she needed help replacing all the light bulbs in her dining room chandelier, which had like 30 bulbs by the way. 30 little wonderful bulbs."
"What? Light bulbs aren't wonderful, Mrs. Sims' body is wonderful! I mean, she takes her morning runs everyday single day at precisely 7:04am, or you know, so I've heard. Anyways, where was I while you were being so helpful to Mrs. Sims?"
"Oh, Kurt, my friend, you might be right about how replacing 30 light bulbs isn't the most exciting thing to happen to anyone ever, until you stop to think about how I had to use a small two-step step ladder to reach all of those amazing light bulbs."
"Wait, what are you saying Nick? Was the step ladder unsteady? Did Mrs. Sims help steady you while you were on the risky little ladder? Did she hold you by the knees? And where was I?"
"Kurt, Mrs. Sims was just looking out for my well-being, but yes, she steadied me by gripping me around the knees. Such a soft grip and skin she has. Ahh, I picked a good day to wear baggy cargo shorts!"
"What? Come on dude, we have never had secrets, so tell me a little more about how she used her soft hands to steady you while you took your sweet time replacing old fashion bulbs with LED bulbs. And don't forget about the part where you describe what she wears around the house in the middle of the afternoon and I pray to the heavens that you took the time to notice if she wears makeup at that time of the day too. Also, where was I?"
"Oh, um, she had on those funny short pants with huge bottom cuffs, a shirt and a sleeveless sweater thing that looked like a cape. And OMG, yes, she had afternoon makeup on. Ah, her eyes were bright and dark at the same time and her lips were an amazing color of red, not to mention the sweet scent of her perfume. Ahh, what a wonderful afternoon project!"
"And circling back to the way the amazing Mrs. Sims steadied you on the small step ladder while she seduced you with her afternoon makeup and perfume? Did she grip you at the knee or above the knee and was there giggling? And most importantly, where was I?"
"Oh, there was giggling, alright! Which I don't mind admitting that I wished you were there because I was unsure of what to do or how to react, but there was some giggling for sure."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah Nick, you're basically a virgin and need help, but let's get back to the placement of her hands as she steadied you. Was her grip firm or whimsical? Did she actually hold you or was there a little movement of her hands and which direction was this movement? And where the hell was I?"
"Well, I don't want to get caught up in kiss and tell, but each giggle came with an upward movement of her, OMG so soft hands. I mean, damn Kurt, a woman in her 40's really has something to bring to the party!"
"First of all, if you want to ever go back, then she's 38 and she'll be 38 for the next 10 years, so don't ever say anything about 40's ever again. Secondly, let's keep circling back to the way she steadied you on the step ladder because you have missed a few important details. Was she using a single hand grip? Was she gripping you with both hands and just how high above your knees was she gripping you with her soft hands while she was giggling because you had a boner? And you better start to tell me why I wasn't called to support all of this."
"Mostly just above the knee with an occasional slip in an upward direction and I remember both of her hands on my thighs."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Back the bus up! An occasional slip in the upward direction? Her hands slipped up your legs while you picked a good day to wear baggy cargo shorts? Let's just keep the bus in reverse and follow up on all of that! And you're on my "list" for not calling me."
"Oh, Mrs. Sims' hands slipped alright and everyone should experience such slippage in their lives."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone should be as lucky as you. Are we talking about an innocent slip or two? Was it more like, you know, maybe a measurement or did she just get down to business and twist your light bulb? I should have been there, by the way."
"Hmmm, interesting questions. The initial slips seemed innocent enough, but not so innocent once they came with the giggling and the shy smiles. Um, your measurement question sounds fair enough now that I have time to think about it, especially since that's when her giggles turned into moans. And as far as her or I getting down to business, well, that would bring me back to that kiss and tell thing."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah Nick, your dick was busting out of your zipper and you relied on Mrs. Sims to take control because you don't know jack, we covered all that! And by the way, it's not gay for us to talk about your hard cock right now. So, at what point did Mrs. Sims get down to business and drop the zipper on your baggy cargo shorts? And is there video available since I wasn't there?"
"Fine, Kurt. Apparently, when one stands on a small step ladder, well, things were at the height for her to take control of the situation. Mrs. Sims did take control, she did push my zipper down, as well as my cargo shorts and if it's not gay for us to talk about, well, I was up and I mean up like never before in my life."
"Alright then Nick, now we're getting down to business! So, exactly what does it mean when Mrs. Sims' gets down to business? And it's not gay if you have to tell me that you blew early and I already know that you didn't blow early into her hair because you're still alive today. Also, I could have helped out dude."
"Ugh, Kurt, can't I just say that Mrs. Sims has many other soft things about her?"
"Fine, you're all shy and stuff about your first real sexual experience, so I'll go. Did Mrs. Sims' happen to stop giggling long enough to say something like she was going to suck the first one out of you because she didn't want any quick disappointments in the bedroom later? Dude, I could have given a nice play by play if I had been invited!"
"Oh, it's almost as if you were there. I mean, those might have been her exact words. Kurt? Hey, Kurt!"
"Sorry, I think I blacked out for a moment. I'm not gay, but I've seen you, so, was she excited when you popped out of your boxer shorts? Were the giggles completely replaced with moans and groans? And just how far did she take you anyways? By the way, if I'm not invited next time, well, you and me, we're through!"
"Well, I suppose we don't need to talk about my lack of experience, but yes, her giggles were replaced with big eyes, the softest set of lips in the world and moans such as I have never experienced before. And she took all of it, I think. As you can imagine, things became very blurry quite quickly for me, but I think I did my part."
"Oh, hell no, we haven't even gotten to your part yet, so let's finish up with Mrs. Sims first. When you say everything became blurry, I take that to mean that she knew what she was doing and that her head went from side to side as well as back and forth, am I right, Nick? Damn, I should have been there!"
