The following story is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies, but they are entertaining lies you can jerk off to, and in the end, aren't those the truth? The answer, is no.
I had known my friend Mike since middle school. We grew up quoting Simpsons and playing Nintendo together. He met his wife Shelby at his previous job. They worked together, until he moved on to a new position, and started dating to avoid cancel culture. While they shared a lot in common, Shelby was sheltered in comparison to us when it came to pop culture, especially video games. Mike actually liked this as it gave him an excuse to play old games and introduce her to that world. Shelby did know some games, girl games, like the Sims and DDR, which she was actually pretty good at. Not only did it help her keep her slim body even after having a kid, but it also gave her an excuse to sing in public and not be considered too weird.
One night, they invited me over to hang out, do some edibles, eat pizza, and play party games. Their son was with his grandmother. It was a typical weekend hanging out for us, until it took a memorable turn...
"Do you want to see my tits?" Even though I thought it was a joke, my heart still skipped a beat. Mike had left the room to call his mom, leaving me and Shelby in the living room with Smash brothers on pause. She was wearing her usual light blue tight jeans and a flowery midriff shirt. Loved midriff shirts; it's like a shirt that took off its pants.
"C'mon, I know you want to see them."
"Uh.... yes?" She slowly lifted the midriff shirt; underneath she had no bra. I saw yhe bottom hemispheres first, then her pink nipples. She rested the shirt on the tops of her cans and the squeezed them together with her outstretched arms. From the bedroom, Mike called out.
"Honey, do you want to talk to my mom?"
"Sure honey!" I heard him walking back. Her tits were still out. At the last second, she let the shirt fall down and walked over to get the phone to talk to her mother-in-law and son.
What just happened? Was... was she trying to seduce me? Was Mike into it? I excused myself to the guest bathroom. As I relieved myself, I couldn't help stroking my cock. Shelby had such perfect tits. The taboo nature of her being another man's wife only stoked the coals further.
"Naughty boy." I froze. I had closed my eyes. When I opened them, I saw Shelby in the mirror, standing behind me. She had silently snuck in and closed the door behind her.
"You dare masturbate in my house? What if you make a mess?"
"I.. I'm sorry, I,"
"You got hard at my tits. Turn around." I did so. She immediately got on her knees and starting blowing me. I almost fell over. I held onto the nearby counter for support. She wasted no time and started bobbing furiously; her hair flying back and forth and her spit covering my cock as the sounds of oral sex filled the room. I wasn't prepared for it and started cumming after only a minute.
"I'm cumming..." I said trying to be discrete. She popped the head of my dick out of her mouth to talk.
"Cum deep down my throat you filthy boy. Cum in this wife's whore mouth." She deepthroated me and rubbed my balls and that was the ball game. I sent a few days buildup of jizz into her mouth, which she swallowed as greedily as if it was hot cocoa on a cold day. She sucked my cock as it recovered from the orgasm, making my knees buckle. Then she let it out of her mouth with a smile.
"Stay over tonight. At 9 o'clock, sneak into the master bedroom. Don't be late." She left the bathroom. After a few moments, I put my dick away and returned to the living room. Mike was on the couch on his phone. Shelby snuck past me, looking me in the eyes seductively as she did so, and sat next to him. Then she kissed him, deeply, with her hand on his face and her eyes locked with mine. I had just cum in her mouth and she was kissing her husband. This was too surreal.
The rest of the night I played games in a very distracted state. What was waiting for me at 9 pm? Was Mike in on this? Was it going to be a threesome on her?... or on me? The risk of not knowing was all the more exciting.
I asked to stay the night in the guest bedroom. I had done it plenty of times. At 10 minutes to 9, I heard moaning through the walls. I have to admit, I had heard Shelby's moans on other nights and jerked off to them in the guest bed. The moans stopped after a few minutes, followed by creaking sounds. At exactly 9 pm, I got up and pushed on the cracked master bedroom door. Holy shit. Mike was naked on his bed, tied up spread eagle, and blindfolded. Shelby was naked on the bed, on her hands and knees, sucking him off. She had a vibrator in her pussy she was inserting over and over. She looked over her shoulder to me and mouthed the words "Fuck me." She removed the vibrator and spread her lips.
