Last night I woke up at about two thirty with a boner. It wasn't my boner (well it was my boner - because I got to play with it), but it was attached to my friend Eugene.
Gene is a big man, well over six feet tall. His skin is the colour of coffee with cream. He's quick to smile, he has broad shoulders, a chest the size of a whiskey barrel, and his arms are bigger around than my legs. He wears size fourteen shoes and his cock is a full eight inches long when hanging loosely by his leg. It grows when it gets hard. When he's excited it points upwards; towards his chin, or the ceiling. It's hooked like a scimitar. It's really a beautiful dick... it's just so damn big.
My physical relations with Gene are usually oral. Once, when I first met him, I let him have my ass. It was only the once though. He continually asks still, sometimes begs but I resist. It hurt for almost a week the first time and I don't want to go through that again.
Oh, let's talk about cum. Gene cums in quarts, or maybe gallons. No, I'm kidding but two girls and two hours can coax enough cum from Eugene to glaze a whole chocolate Bundt cake. I know this because I've done it. Gene, Kimiko and I sat naked around the kitchen table and ate almost the whole thing afterwards. Of course Gene rubbed some on me and Kimiko's tits; just so he could lick it off. We returned the favor and rubbed in on his chest for the same reason. His cum has a unique flavor, unlike any other boy I've ever tasted. He tastes like pralines and cream. Sweet and salty at the same time, hard to get enough of!
Anyway, I digress. I was telling you about my boner. Gene's wife, Beth, has a booming practice as a sexual surrogate. She was out of town at a sex toy convention, so he had called me up.
"Hey, CJ," he sounded excited over the phone. "They just delivered my new mattress. Beth is out of town. I need someone to help me break it in. You interested?"