It was mid October 2007. I was working at the shop during the week when I got a visit from my boss. He told me he was going to France at the weekend to watch the rugby world cup final in Paris. He told me that his wife was annoyed with him as it was the first weekend he had had off in a while and he was spending money that he should have been saving going off to France on a piss up.
"She is not really talking to me," he said.
"I wouldn't worry mate, it will be worth it, and I wish I was able to go!" I replied
The following day I received a phone call from my boss's wife who was involved in a lot of the day to day running of the shop. We chatted about shop stuff for a bit before Erika asked me,
"What are you up to this weekend Jon?"
"Oh, I'm not doing much this weekend, I'm not visiting my girlfriend at Uni this weekend so I will probably just stay in" I replied
"I see, well I'm not doing much this weekend either"
"Yeah, I heard Jason was going to Paris to watch the rugby?" I said
"Oh Yeah that's right, spending more money we don't have! I'll be looking after his son, on my own again and then I'll be tucking myself into a cold bed while he has a good time in France!" she moaned
"You will have to find yourself a young hunk to keep you warm and tuck you in on Saturday night then?" I suggested
"Yeah right" she laughed "are you free on Saturday night then Jon?" she asked
"Very funny Erika, but I said a hunk didn't I?"
Erika laughed. I always had a kind of crush on her; she was a good looking woman, very short but had a very good shapely, curvy figure and a pretty face. She was Slovakian as well so had a nice eastern European accent to her voice. She spoke perfect English. I had never thought about trying it on with her but was not opposed to having a bit of harmless flirting with her but after all she was my boss's wife and he was massive so it would be a huge mistake if I overstepped the mark so said nothing more.
"Your pretty hunky Jon, it's a shame you have a girlfriend"
"And you have a husband Erika, you should know better" I said
My girlfriend was away at uni so it would be fair to say I was quite sexually frustrated a lot of the time, especially now having not seen her for nearly two weeks.
"Oh well" she said "Can't blame a girl for trying can you?"
"Maybe I'll call your bluff and just turn up and surprise you Erika"
"Now wouldn't that be exciting Jon" she replied
"Haha" I laughed "I'm sure you would run a mile, well, just shut the door on me"
"Well we will probably never know will we, unless you try" she giggled "Anyway, I just wanted to check everything was alright in the shop? There isn't anything else you need is there Jon?"
"No, only a cold shower Erika!" I joked
"You can have one at my house when you come round Saturday if you like Jon"
"Don't tempt me" I said
"Ok I'll stop!" she replied "right, I better go Jon"
"Ok, I'll see you Saturday night maybe?" I laughed at my own joke
"You know where I am" She laughed, "Bye Jon"
"Bye"
Well I couldn't believe that conversation, she was a lovely woman and I often thought Jason took her a bit for granted but now I was thinking all sorts of dirty things about her. I resisted the temptation to wank off about it later but did had trouble getting to sleep that night thinking about all those forbidden possibilities, but then she was only joking right?
All Saturday morning I had been thinking about the conversation I'd had with Erika the previous day, and I was really horny, I promised myself I would definitely wank off about her that night. In the afternoon I had watched a film on TV and it was quite a steamy film, it had got me thinking about Erika again and I began to imagine the two characters in the film being her and I during one of the sex scenes and I soon became struck on an idea, I would send her a text this afternoon, I knew that Jason was away now and thought I would word it in such a way that it could be considered a joke, or at least I could pass it off as a joke if I needed to. So I text her:
"Hi Erika, hope you are having a good weekend on your lonesome. I wondered what type of wine you liked so I can bring it l8r? Jon x"
Oh my god, what had I done, still she will probably just see the funny side
I didn't hear anything back from Erika for about an hour and a half before she finally replied. I looked at my phone and saw it said Erika mobile and I smiled, but I was a little nervous"
"Sorry Jon, I was slopping around in a nice warm, wet bath, getting myself all clean! How come you want to bring wine, do you think I'll do anything after a glass or two? E x x x"
Blimey she was trying to call my bluff wasn't she? Two can play at that game
"Nice image Erika. Very nice! I'll bring a couple of bottles then shall I? Hope you have left enough hot water, you might need another bath if I come around! Jon X
That should shut her up.
"Cant wait Jon! But then I think you are all mouth and no trousers! Let's hope you are as brave later on. I think you will be too chicken! X x x x"
"Wow" I said out loud. I think she might even be serious, I ain't a chicken, and maybe I should call her bluff again this evening! I text her back, this couldn't fail to get her juices flowing!
"Let's hope I will be all mouth and no trousers later on as well! You too x x"
I didn't expect to hear back from her but she soon replied
"I need another bath already Jon. I'm starting to enjoy Jason being away! See you later! Hopefully x x x"
God she was messing with my head. I had decided I would probably go round there, just to make her jump and have a laugh of course, surely this was just flirting gone a bit too far, but then I didn't want to pass up an opportunity like this did I?
* * * * * * * *
I was in the shower, getting myself all clean and tidy now. I had decided that I thought their was a strong possibility that our texting was more than a joke and I thought that even if it started as a joke, I was very keen on putting it into practice which is why I had text her in the first place. She had text back in a similar fashion, in fact you could say that even though I text first it was Erika who had taken the lead in the texting. I was pretty sure that even if she hadn't meant to flirt so much in the first place she couldn't have helped getting a little wet and horny thinking about it. Christ I was hard as hell thinking about it, she must surely have been getting turned on too?
Well I thought, it's worth a try. I'm going to go around tonight and test my theory, I could always try and pass it off as a joke, and I'm sure she wouldn't tell Jason if I was wrong. So the only possibilities were: one, me being wrong and getting knocked back entirely, with personal embarrassment (I could take that I thought) and two, I could be right and end up in her knickers like I wanted? Would you take the risk? I was going too.
I told my folks I was going around Jason's as he had invited me around to watch the rugby. I didn't tell them that he had actually gone to France to watch it.
I decided to drive so if things went wrong I could always disappear for a few hours and come back home later and no one would be any the wiser, except me and Erika, my bosses wife.
I'm 5 foot 10 and a half, have medium length, brown scruffy hair. I am slim, with a fairly athletic figure; I'm not toned to perfection but look pretty good none the less. Erika must be about 5 foot 2, has light brown hair which she wears down. It sits just above her shoulders. She as I said before, has a nice curvy figure; her breasts look a nice size, more than just a good handful there. Well, that's what it looked like from what I'd seen of her to date.
It was now or never, no backing out now Jon, the last thing I want is for her to be waiting for me, and I'd never get the chance again if I looked like knocking her back.
I checked myself out in the mirror once more, I was wearing a pair of tight grey jeans which my girlfriend told me my bum looked great in, I was wearing a black round necked t shirt with thin white lines going from side to side and I put a plain black Ralph Lauren polo shirt on top of that. My hair looked ok, I'd put a couple of condoms in my wallet and splashed a little CK1 on my face, I was ready, but was Erika?