I'm pretty sure my coworker plans to seduce me at an upcoming conference, and I've decided I'm okay with that.
Since I have a wife who most decidedly would not be, and try to keep my real life friends and acquaintances thinking I'm not a dirt bag, there's no one in real life I can tell about the funny development today, so I thought I'd at least share it in the taboo forum here. Please forgive me if it's not as juicy as a fictional story might be, but I swear it's 100% true.
So I just turned 40, and my coworker is the cute 18 year old secretary / personal assistant to the boss. I'm not a creeper, so I don't go around coming on to her, but through subtleties I'd started to suspect she might fancy me -- always ending up working with me, lots of smiles and eye contact; and she's mentioned to me that she likes a challenge and I know she's not an innocent girl, so it adds up to a possibility.