It was late Wednesday afternoon when the young gal living with her mother in the apartment below mine came knocking on my door. She's Kate and to tell the truth not a gal I had paid much attention to over the years. Looking at her now it dawned on me that she is good looking with a very slim figure.
"Bill, I came up to invite you to my birthday party my mom is throwing for me tomorrow afternoon. It's a big one for me in that it's my 21st. and that makes me legal in everything. Whoop de do."
"Great, I'll be glad to come down and give you the 21 smacks on your ass that a birthday that important calls for."
"Mmmm, do I have to have clothes on or are you going to smack my bare ass?" She answered with a devilish look on her face.
"I'll make that decision tomorrow" I had had a thing with her mother a year or so ago but that was long over with and I wasn't sure if Kate even knew about it and was sort of hinting that I could pick up with her where I left off with her mother.
She turned to go back downstairs and looked over her shoulder saying,
"How old will you be on your next birthday? I need to know so I'll be prepared to give you the smacks you deserve?"
"I'll be twenty five and I think that I'll enjoy getting smacked by you." I replied with as much of a double-entendre as I could squeeze into my answer.
"I'm really going to be looking forward to that." She said with a smirk and went out the door.
I called down asked her mom what I should get Kate as a gift. She thought a moment and said that a gift card at one of the local clothing shops that was the 'in' place of the day.
Kate gave me no clue as to how big a party this was going to be. Their apartment wasn't gigantic but I was astonished when I walked in and saw that it was packed with well over thirty guests and in looking around there were a good number of females there I'd have to follow up on. A couple in particular were drop-dead gorgeous.
I sidled over to the birthday girl and leaned down and whispered in her ear. "OK drop your pants. It's time for me to give you the twenty one bare-ass birthday smacks we talked about."
"Awww, not with this crowd seeing my bare butt. Another time!!"
"I knew you'd back out. " I laughed and turned to go over and chat with one of the other girls I had my eye on earlier.
It was about three weeks later that there was another unexpected knock at my door and sure enough it was Kate showing a huge smile as I opened it.
"It's time for you to go into your butt smacking routine. Do you have time for it now?" She said with a huge smile.
"Sure c'mon in, let me get my paddle out in case my hand isn't enough."
"Oh no, NO paddles."
She continued with, "Bill, I have to confess. I'm a real phony. I talk a good game but I'm a virgin and don't know a darn thing about anything sexual ...even getting my butt smacked."
"Oh honey, the whole butt smacking thing was just a joke. We don't have to go through with it."
"No, NO, NO. If we go through with it you are going to see my bare ass and get pretty close to it with your hand doing the spanking. It's going to be the nearest thing to sex that I've been involved with and I have to start somewhere."
"Kate, this is crazy. If you want to get involved with sex this is NOT the way to do it. Come over to the sofa and we can talk about it."
"Well, if you don't want to smack my bare butt what the heck are we going to talk about?"
"Kate, cut this bare butt talk. I'll get you involved with sex but not by smacking your bare butt; maybe by kissing it but not smacking it."
"Oh boy, that sounds like something I have only read about. Do I have to kiss yours in return?"
She came over to the sofa and I began with,
"So what do you know about sex and what do you want to learn?" I asked.
She responded with, "Oh hell, I've read a dozen books on the subject but as you can well imagine reading about something is nothing like experiencing it. Like right now, if you and I were going to have sex how would it start, who would make the first move, and what would that move be?"
"Wow, you really are in the dark about the subject aren't you?"
"I told you I was. I wasn't BS'n"
"Kate, this is lunacy and I'm not going through with it. If you really want to know more about sex than you know now I can help you with some sex tapes. They'll show you everything that a guy and gal can do together. If after seeing those you can come back upstairs and ask any questions you like."
She got up from the sofa and stomped to my door saying "Well, if you'd rather not see a young girl's bare ass I guess there's nothing I can do about it."
With that she yanked the door to my place open and said, "I'll see what these tapes have to offer but I'm wondering who is going to explain the stuff to me."
'Damn Kate, let's not get nasty. If after you look the tapes over I'll be happy to explain what the actors are doing." As I said this I got up and moved close to her in my doorway and reached out and pulled her to me giving her a huge kiss. "I'll see you soon." I laughed.
"You really can be a pain in the ass do you know that?" She said with a huge smile.
"So I've been told"
My cock was rock hard but the way this was going I'd be sure to get in some kind of trouble if I let it go any further right then. I was going to wait a bit until she had the chance to look over the half dozen or so tapes I had just given her.
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It was a few weeks later that someone was at my door again.
"Hi," she opened with. "Can a girl get a cup of coffee up here or do you save that for your friends?"
"You mean you are not my friend? I have some coffee on but I do only serve it to friends." and I started to close the door in jest.
"Oh cut the crap and let me in. I have a ton of questions for you about the tapes you loaned me. Is your earlier offer still good that you'll answer any questions I might have?"
"Sure, come on in."
I led her to the living room and broughttwo coffees in and set them on the coffee table in front of the sofa where we were sitting.
"Ask away"
"Well, in the first tape the guy is putting his penis in the girl's rectum rather than her vagina. Is that normal?"
"Wow, you go right to the point but you are going to have to learn the popular street phrasing of what you saw. They are never referred to as the 'penis' or 'rectum' or 'vagina.