I live in a block of tenement flats. Have done for five years since my pertinent gave me the dump for being unable to give her one.
Little did she know I had lost it for her, she was no longer the girl first knew and when I discovered she was playing the field that put me right off.
She still wanted it but I couldn't give it so she said she'd go and live with this coloured guy who could show me a thing or two.
I said that I would rather he shows his thing or two to her and not to me, that I knew she'd been playing the field and I was fussy where I put mine after others had used it. So many others too. I was dead worried about getting the dreaded crap so I decided to give it all a miss and concentrated instead in pleasing myself and no harm done or received..
Anyway, they do say time is the best cure and when it came knocking at my door in the form of my new neighbour I started to feel the old feeling again, She was so nice and easy on the eye, She said she'd actually moved in a week past but she was so quiet I heard nothing, and must have been out when she moved in her furniture.
Straight away I noted her slender curves and her divine femininity, and that gorgeous blonde hair and blue eyes.
To cut a long story short we got talking, she was easy to talk too over a couple of drinks and very forthcoming. That is way I liked about her from the first, she was down to earth and said what she thought, but in a nice and not aggressive way.
By coincidence she, Marie is her name, mine is Phil - she had a partner too who played the field, and he also went with a coloured person..
"What is it with coloured folk?" I asked Marie tentatively.
" I have heard that they move better, it is a natural element with them. Goes back to their ancestry apparently."
"What does that mean; move better?" I asked pretending to be naive when all the time I wanted to bring her out in a way she could possibly move with me.
She was no simpleton though. Her wicked smile said it all;
"You know what I mean Phil Jankers" she teased with a certain look in her eyes which said I was maybe on a promise.