"Get your ass up, we're going to Topanga's," I said to my college housemate Cody.
"Nope," he replied, not taking his eyes off that very captivating game of NHL 97.
"Turn that shit off. Get your ass up. We're going now," I insisted.
"Nope," Cody snapped, cruising Teemu SelΓ€nne up the ice.
"Oh yeah?" I said and pulled out a huge bottle of Bankers Club rum I had with me.
"Yep," Cody flipped like a switch.
Cody jumped up, shut off the PlayStation, not even bothering to quit or save, and we were off. Topanga lived about a 10 minute walk away, so we were there in no time. We stopped to pick up a sleeve of Coke while we were out.
Oh Bankers Club rum, it was always Cody's weak spot. Ugh, if I even smelled that shit today, I don't know if I could keep from puking. Cody couldn't turn it down though. Although most of the people in our lives at the time were assholes, he was one of the good ones. Kind of a chaotic-good type of personality.
He had grown up in a small town and had been a very straight laced kid. But he was also a closet badass. He had been a wrestler all through high school and never gave a shit about throwing down with whoever. I watched him on multiple occasions take down far bigger and taller people with ease. But unfortunately, as he'd explain it, he was so obsessed with keeping his weight down, that he never had any early exposure to partying. Now when he gets to college and has no rules, he went absolutely berserk. He was an absolute wild man with the booze.
But he wasn't a jerk. I don't think I've met any other men who have a higher sense of empathy than he does. Plus, he had this Carl Rogers-like gift of getting people to talk and disclose. He could have been an incredible psychologist. At the time though, he barely had a recordable GPA. The semester after this story, he dropped out and enrolled at a much smaller state school. It did worlds of good for him. He calmed down, got his shit together, and graduated with ease. He probably makes six figures at a business consulting company.
One last thing about Cody. If you knew him, hell even if you didn't, you had seen his cock. Or should I say, monster cock. Jesus Mary and Joseph, this dude has a true horse dick. I was honestly shocked to see it the first time. I always thought I was pretty big (an honest 6", no bone-press bologna, and 5.75" around), but no, I am most definitely in the "nice" range. Cody comes down from the shower, you're getting a dick flash. You're in the middle of beer pong, Cody's dick's out. Playing circle of death with the ladies, Cody's dick's out. What's that sound outside the window? Coty's dick pressed against the glass. Drunk, sober, morning, night, Cody's dick's out. It had grown so normal to me that I barely noticed.
So, back to the moment... The only reason I was going over was to hook her up with some cash. Topanga wasn't a drug dealer, but she smoked a lot and knew someone who knew someone. Whenever any of us needed some pot, we'd call her and she'd ask for a bit more next time she was re-upping for herself.
I liked Topanga. Obviously she got the nickname because she looked a lot like Danielle Fishel in her Boy Meets World phase. Mix her with Candace Cameron Bure's DJ Tanner from Full House and you'd have her completely. Definitely more cute/quirky, and trending on the chubby side. She had an explosive, hyperactive way of talking which could get annoying over time. She also had a bit of a "trashy" vibe to her. Crude, in-you-face, slutty, but at the same time, kind and generous. In M/F/K, she was a Fuck, Kill, Marry.
So we get to Topanga's and get right to it. Big cups of rum and Cokes, and for she and I, bong after bong. She had a big, badass RooR and pretty much used it exclusively at home. Cody didn't smoke, so all the more for us. Either way, we were all rip roaring in no time.
I can't really remember too much about our early conversation that night. Cody had everyone yucking it up. He doesn't smoke, but Topanga and I were laughing our asses off. Occasionally she and I take a break to go on her balcony for a cigarette. I never picked up the habit, but will never turn one down while drinking.
I remember wondering, "Damn, what is it with Topanga tonight." She had braided pigtails in her hair tonight, which wasn't unheard of, just unusual. She'd tend to do that if there was an event or a party. She said it kept the hair off her face and neck, but my guess was that she liked to look naughty. I remember she had a black Ramones tank top and cut off shorts. It gave her that crazy combination of badass, cute, and slutty. Needless to say, my eyes were all over her.
Because of her naturally boisterous personality, it was hard to tell if she was being flirty, but sex had already come up a couple of times. Cody had gotten her to tell us a story of her dad walking in while she was giving a blowjob. Ugh, the thought of her sucking a cock was a huge turn on.
Later on, Topanga brought up a sexy dream I had about her. My dickhole friends had spilled the beans to her about it one night. I guess Cody hadn't heard the story, so I quickly retold it. It had started off with her inexplicably sitting on my lap on her couch. After claiming that it was hot, she decided to take off her shirt, but of course, in a dream, had no bra on. She started to feel me get hard and decided to pull my shorts off and ride me. I startled awake before the end, so I never got to experience the finish (which is typical for my dreams).
"Mmm... Any more?" Topanga asked with a smile. Honestly, she had "that" look. That hungry look.
I don't know if Cody noticed it or not, but he definitely seemed to be reeling her in. More and more it was just sex. What she liked, who she had been with, how often she would masturbate. She didn't seem flustered though, heck, she seemed to be enjoying it.
Now the topics of dicks had come up. I happened to mention something like, "Well, everyone's seen Cody's dick."
"What?!? I never have," spouted Topanga. This seemed unbelievable to me. How over the last year or so had she not seen it? Literally half of campus had.
"Oh please," I sneered.
"What the fuck!" she shouted, seeming honestly bewildered.
"Well, he's certainly going to take it out now!" I replied.
"Nope." Cody responded quickly. "It's a secret."
Secret my ass! Ah, but that was his game, pull it off the table just when there is peak interest.
"Please!" Topanga pleaded. "Come on, if everyone has, why can't I?"
"Oh Christ..." I muttered.
This teasing went on for a while, but for now Cody wouldn't relent. This was the kind of stuff he got a kick out of.