My most sincere appreciation to literotica volunteer editor, "basilisk," for agreeing to sink her fangs into the cluttered jumble of words and thoughts I originally created. Without her generous contribution of both time and patient nudges, this story never would have molted to its present form.
CHAPTER ONE
A "siren" in Greek mythology is one of a group of sea nymphs who by her sweet singing lured mariners to destruction on the rocks surrounding her island. Today a "siren" is a woman regarded as being both seductive and beautiful. My good friend, Paul, and I exaggerate and call these creatures "sy-reens," the "y" being pronounced as a long "i" and the "ee" being pronounced as long "e"s. Most men only dream of being with a sy-reen. I've been with three.
I'm Jake: 5-10, 180, blue eyes, glasses (hah, blended trifocals), short gray hair that kind of sticks up where it wants and a 55 year old body that still can play tennis with the local hot shot kids. I've been self employed forever and wouldn't have it any other way. I live in a small house tucked behind a heavily oaked sand dune. My property includes rights to a gravel drive that climbs the dune and stops at a deck overlooking one hundred feet of the finest beach in the country. Beyond the beach: Lake Michigan.
I met my second real sy-reen several months ago. I was sitting at home, innocently playing bridge on the internet when suddenly up popped an IM. It was Karen. She said she liked my profile and asked some innocent and innocuous question. I blew her off because I was busy, but, not being a stupid man, I carefully recorded her screen name. Later I sent Karen an email and the rest is history. We started like many others, bantering a bit and then playing sexually teasing games on line. After several weeks we progressed to the telephone. Our mutual lust continued and I just have to tell you, this woman can get off a monk with nothing but her voice while his hands are tied behind his back. Well, of course she could, she's a sy-reen. Her kind has been doing that for centuries.
Before long Karen invited me to her place and I accepted. Actually, I've been there several times and its great. The sex is both imaginative and invigorating, but even better, I really like this woman. She's sensual, bright, quick and fun. We can talk about anything: be it world affairs, local politics, sports, literature or just plain old fashioned gossip. We each like our morning coffee strong, our music varied, our wine from almost anywhere around the world, our sex accompanied by voice, our kisses as though each were the first and our cigars from south of the border. And why wouldn't it be that way? Karen's an extremely bright, sophisticated, professional woman who works hard. During the work day she wears conservative business suits usually comprised of dark, mid calf length skirts topped by white collar height blouses and a form hiding jacket. On the weekends though . . . .
It's Friday, around one in the afternoon. Karen's on her way here for the first time and is scheduled to arrive in a couple of hours. I'm in the basement putting the finishing touches on some remodeling I've been doing down here. It's a little warm, I'm sweaty, I haven't shaved and I'm wearing only old cut off shorts.
The doorbell rings. A bit agitated at being disturbed, I drop what I'm doing, run upstairs, open the front door and in an instant, I'm ogling all four feet, eleven blonde, buxom, luscious inches of blue eyed Karen: her hair teased; her lips, nails and toes painted crimson; her breasts barely concealed by a sexy white cotton peasant blouse; her bottom hidden behind a short hot pink skirt and her dainty feet strapped into six inch high platformed and open toed hot pink sandals. I happen to know that underneath this, "I'm a slut, fuck me" exterior, there lurks a pierced right nipple and a completely bald cunt. She's two hours early.
I know I'm just standing here and staring. My mouth's probably open. I must be drooling. I'm absolutely speechless. Just the sight of this luscious creature in front of me causes my cock to grow, an occurrence which with my wearing these shorts, she can't help but notice.
"Hi Jake. I guess I'm early aren't I?" Karen grins, takes one step forward, reaches for my shorts, touches me and coos something cliched like, "Hmmm, you seem happy to see me?"
Out of my mouth stumbles, "Karen." Gathering my wits, recovering quickly and doing what any guy who momentarily is at a loss for words would do, I step forward, grab the hair at the back of her head with my right hand, pull her face to me and thrust my tongue into her mouth. She opens wide, making noises of approval, her small hand encircling an engorged me. After way too short of a time I break our kiss.
"You're early babe. I need a little time to finish up downstairs and then take a shower. Give me your things. I'll throw them into the guest room and then you can wander around up here all you like. I'll be back up soon." Squeezing me, she teases, "Are you sure Jake? I could make you feel real good." I know exactly how good she can make me feel and I am more than tempted, but, "Sorry babe." She frowns, knowing there is nothing she can do.
Thirty minutes later I hear a knock at the top of the stairs.
"Jake, why is this sign on your door?"
"Do you mean the sign that says, 'NO GURLS ALOWED'?"
"Yes Jake, that sign."
"That sign is on the door because the door leads to my clubhouse Karen and from the time I was a kid, girls never were allowed in a guy's clubhouse unless they specifically went in with the guy."
"Will you take me into your clubhouse Jake?"
"Not right now Karen."
"Pretty please Jake?" she purred.
"No, but I just finished down here and I'm coming up. I'm going to shower and then I'll give you the grand tour of my clubhouse."
Most people would call it a rec room. I prefer to call it a clubhouse. It's simple really. I like my sign: the one that says, "NO GURLS ALOWED!" It's the same sign that guarded the entrance to my clubhouse forty-five years ago when I was ten. Anyway, I've been working on my clubhouse for about three months now. My basement is the ideal place for it with nine foot high ceiling joists and an area which walks out into the back yard. I've actually been able to create quite a large space and in addition to building a wet bar, I've moved in a large screen TV, a pool table, a sofa, several chairs and a large old table. It's a guy place: I can relax down here and my friends can be comfortable whenever they drop by.