Chapter 2: The Tank Room
This is taking place in June, 1974. To recap: the male narrator is a college student in New York. The girl he met does some casual hooking around campus. She tried to get him as a customer -- actually, she succeeded -- but then he turned things around and got her as his girlfriend.
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The following day was when the papers were due. I was already sitting there when Nora came bopping in. Later that year I would see
Young Frankenstein
, and how she had moved reminded me of Madeline Kahn's entrance into a bedroom. That was the scene late in the film where Peter Boyle is trying to read
The Wall Street Journal.
I thought,
Nora, try to be a little more subtle.
She plopped into the seat right next to me -- she had never done that before -- and she started a faked coy simpering.
"Hi Paul, how are you are you today?" She pulled out her term paper. "This thing is so good. I really want to thank you for it." I wondered if she had even attempted to read it. In any case, what I had gotten from her for it was way beyond merely adequate.
She batted her eyelashes at me. Sometimes she wasn't a particularly good actress and I could analyze the show she was trying to put on. She continued, "You're just such a sweetie-pie."
I had only really been with her since the previous night, and I wasn't quite sure how to handle her. A compliment seemed to be in order. "You're pretty sweet too."
She was wearing jeans today. From their dark blue color, I figured that they must be almost new. She turned sideways in her seat. I got the impression that she wanted me to notice her thighs. She was on the slender side, but not too much so, and her pants were rather tight.
Nora, play it straight; don't mess around with me.
"I just know you'll write more for me next semester."
That was absolutely the wrong thing for her to say. Either she was my girlfriend or she was not. I wasn't going to be her flunky just to get laid. She could write her own damn papers from now on.
It didn't seem worth it to directly contradict her now. "All right, we'll see how it goes."
She pouted and puckered her lips as if in a kiss. That was irksome, and I tried to come up with some blatant statement that in turn would irk her. I couldn't think of anything.
At the end of class, she came up to me at the front of the room. This sudden new bubbly version of herself, even though at least part of it was an act, had me off balance. She went back to the same issue, "I did ask you about writing more papers for me next semester, right sweetheart?"
Sweetheart? I tried to keep it brief, "I don't think that's a good idea."
She pouted at me again, "Come on, you don't have to trade it for something from me." That had been a blowjob, but it soon turned into a lot more. She still had the coy/flirty thing going. "Except for my affection, of course."
It was time to shoot this down. "I already know that. I think, in fact, that you are more than capable of writing your own papers." She looked surprised. That may have been the first time someone had ever indicated that she had intellectual abilities.
I said, "Come on, let's go to the West End and have a drink; let's celebrate the end of the term. We can get a cab." That was a bar and grill across the street from Columbia University.
She gave a scoffing motion with her hand, "Don't bother with a cab. There's a bus right here on Convent Avenue."
"Well, if it's good enough for you, then it's good enough for me."
I started toward the door and she fell in next to me. Once we were in the hallway, she still couldn't control her bubbliness. She took my arm and led me, "So how did it feel to get your cherry busted last night?"
I tried to get clever, "What makes you think that happened?"
"Oh, come on, I had been ragging on you about it for a while and you never denied it. It was just so damn obvious with you; I said that before."
I remembered how angry I had been with her. She had gone beyond mere teasing into humiliation. But in the end, she came through for me in a big way.
She seemed to be tongue-in-cheek as she wagged a finger at me, "Now, you'll never forget your first girl, will you? Especially since I'm such a really bad girl and you know exactly why."
"I know, it's not just metaphorical." You have to be a liberal arts student to throw the word metaphorical around in a conversation.