On my latest trip to Germany I went to the Reeperbahn in Hamburg to see if I could get a Hooker, and take a few pictures of her for my trip. When I got there it around 7:30pm, and no one was out yet, so I decided to just walked around a bit. I heart kept beating faster and faster as I walked around in circles, passing the corner with the famous Reeperbahn Police station, Herbertstraße where no women are allowed, past several cafes and a plaza with a very rough statue of a Sailer standing there. I was sure the people sitting at the cafe stands and those lining up for tours knew exactly why I was there.
Eventually when 8:00 rolled around, I turned the corner to Davidstraße, across from the police station, and there they were; all the girls standing in their nice orderly lines. My heart gave a gigantic jump from my stomach into my throat, and I almost thought of going back to my hotel, but I swallowed my resolved, and after a few deep breaths scanned the line up.
I decided, that I would chose which one I would talk to and then just head straight for her. After a while I settled on a girl with long blond hair in a tight yellow top two from the end of the line. Setting my resolve for about the 7th time I crossed the street and headed over to her, hoping no one would get to her before I did.
Walking past the other two hookers, was a blur, I didn't even look at them as I they would walk up to me saying , "Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?" in German, before I gave a hasty "nein" in reply, and hurried past.
Finally the girl I wanted to talk to stepped in front of me, my eyes were drawn to the V-Neck of her shirt, between which her tight, enhanced, breasts were pushed up and together by her lacy black bra, peaking out from the neck of her shirt. "Hey, I could talked to you for just a minute, just a minute, just talk. I don't bite. I can see that you're a bit nervous…I can do a Russian massage for 30 EUR, or give a blow job for 50...I'm really glad you stopped, I can see you're a bit nervous, I promise I don't bite." she said very rapidly in German.
"Well, what I really wanted to do was take a few pics of you," I managed to stammer out eventually, after taking a few deep breaths..
"No, that's not allowed," she said, shaking her head and smilling
"Oh," I said, stalling for time, 'well, I'm all the way here, I might as well do something' I thought to myself. "I'll go with the Russian massage, then," I said almost automatically, that was the only option that I had understood, and I didn't want to risk getting an STD. I knew that Prostitution in the Reeperbahn was legal, and they had health regulations, but I still didn't want to take the risk.
"OK, that'll be 30EUR for the massage. May I ask, are you from Holland."
"What's your name, if I may ask?"
"Aaron, and yours?"
"Aneka, if you'll come with me to the safe house." With that Aneka walked passed another girl and up some steps to a door, and I had seen, but never registered in my brain. She opened the door, and turned around to watch me. I hesitated for a minute, not knowing whether to follow or wait. Quickly, I followed her closely up the narrow, steep stairs, watching her tight ass, encased in a tight pair of white cargo pants, with a black fanny pack around her slim waist.
At the top of the stairs, she turned right and opened the first door that we came to. "You can put your backpack over there," she said, motioning to two chairs on one side of a dark room lit by lights encased in red, there was tiny CD player between them on the floor. "I'll need the 30EUR before we start. You can have anything you want to drink, all drinks are 5EUR no matter what it is, do you want anything to drink?"
"Uh, no thank you.."
"Do you mind if I have something to drink?"
"Oh, sure."
"OK, could I have 5EUR please."
Smiling inwardly to myself at that smooth ploy, I handed over 35EUR to her. "If you'll take a seat, I'll be right back," and she went back out the door, motioning to the bed on the other side of the room. I sat down on the bad, resting my head in my hands, my heart was still racing at what I was doing. "35EUR, that's less than what I thought I'd have to pay." I thought.
She came holding a tall white plastic cup, with something dark in it. She took at drink, set it on a table in the corner next to the door, then walked over to me. She crouched in front of, angling her chest to show off her cleavage. She put her hand to my chest, "Ohhh!' she giggled.
"I haven't worked out for a while," I said sheepishly.
"Relax, I won't bite," she said softly, then sat down on the bed next to me. "Is this your first time here?"
"Yes," I went on to explain, about what one of my friends had suggested about taking a picture of a hooker for our trip.
"So, what do you do?"
"I'm a student.'
"Oh, what do you study?"
"German."
"Really," she smiled at that, "just the language or Culture, politics?"
"Mostly language, I like everything about it though."
"Oh," she stood up again and squatted down in front of me, her arms resting on my legs, "I'm from the biggest Island in Germany, do you know it?"