My Very Best Friend
My penis is like my very best friend. It always does what I ask it to. It pleasures me whenever I need it, is ready whenever I want its help, and it is loyal and devoted to giving me what I want. It is always ready, but sometimes when I need it to be still it gets excited and wants attention. At those times I have to get it under control and find a way to please it without letting it get me in trouble.
When I first discovered its abilities, I was in bed and the feeling of the sheets on its skin got it excited and it needed attention. At first I didn't know what kind of attention it needed, but by accident I took ahold of it and found just how to please it.
Then I discovered where it wanted to spend as much time as possible. I was pleased when I realized where it want to be happened also to be where I would most like to put it. It wanted to be in a hidden place, somewhere that it was dark and moist and soft and in the body of a female.
It just so happens that these locations belong to people I am attracted to and that I also want them to find me appealing, enchanting, and desirable. These places I like are usually kept out of sight and under strict regulations, and their owners sometimes find my best friend exciting and fascinating, although often the owners won't admit their interest in either my best friend or me.
For a long time it was just my friend and me, but finally I met someone who wanted me to put my friend where he wanted to be placed. In fact it was a she, and one afternoon she let me put my friend where he wanted to be put.
She held up her dress and let me put him in the spot he'd always wanted to be. He slid in easily, as she was actually more ready than she'd realized she would be to have him there and she began moving to bring him in and out of his favorite spot.
I also learned that day that he liked to be somewhere else and that was between her lips. She held him in her mouth and sucked him gently, taking him in and out of her lovely lips and sometimes holding him in without moving.
When he got most excited and lost the ability to hold it in he began spurting semen and she let him, swallowing everything he could produce. She then pleased him by licking his length and sucking the left over semen off his flesh.
I enjoyed it as much as he did, maybe more, and have tried to duplicate that experience as many times as possible for years afterwards. When I realized his abilities and how much pleasure he could bring me, I began to pay attention to him every night. We became a team. I did as much for him as I did for anyone, probably more for him than anyone else.
When I met someone I wanted to spend my life with, Julia, I made sure she liked him. I also did my best to make sure he liked her. She seemed to like playing with him, and I loved that, and he was fond of being in her.
My first night after I married Julia, I told her that she had married my best friend and I both. She was confused so I unzipped and brought out my best friend to show her. He stood up tall and she laughed, put her hand around his girth, and kissed his tip.
That night she got very acquainted with my best friend and decided she liked him very much, especially in the place he most wanted to be. She put him in and kept him there for much of the night. After that she decided she wanted him there every chance she could get. In fact, she even came to like him being there during the day, each morning and occasionally during the afternoon, like around midday.
The nooner became a regular thing after a month and I joked that she liked him even more than she liked me. "He is a really easy thing to like," she said. "He is always ready to please, easy to accommodate, and never in a bad mood."
"I know he really likes you," I said with a smile. "In fact, you are his favorite."
"I hope so," she said with a laugh. "Otherwise I wouldn't let him in his favorite place," she added. "When he puffs up proud and tall he is very handsome. And he tastes so very good, like a great dessert. I could eat him all day."
"He would love that," I said. "Maybe we could try it," I suggested.
"Do you think he may like to be put in other soft, warm places that other people own?" my wife asked. I wasn't sure how she would handle the truth. Fact of the matter is, he would like almost any place like that: moist, soft, warm, deep, and tight that are mostly hidden under velvety, thin material. I wasn't sure how she would react to the truth, so I hemmed and hesitated.
"He would, wouldn't he? He would like to be put in other people's places?" she said. "Wouldn't he? I am not sure I would mind, if it was just for a little time, once in a while, not always," she said grinning. "I am a modern woman. I am not convinced monogamy is the answer to everything in the world," she said thoughtfully.
"I think it might even be good for your friend to try other places," she said, "but then he has already, right?"
"You mean before you? Of course there was a before you," I said cautiously. "But you wouldn't like it if he got put in other people's warm places?"
"I have been reading," she said, "about people who do that. It sounds like it could be pleasant," she said seriously. "I am convinced your best friend would like that, to be shared with other places, other warm and tight spots. Am I right?"
"Well, I think he might," I said, "if you wouldn't mind. It would be up to you."
"No, it would be up to him, your best friend," she said. "I think he wants to be put in other people's secret places, but he is afraid to say so. If what I read is true, most of his kind want to be put in many of those places. According to these experts, most of them do. In fact, I may even want others to be put in my place," she said.
"I hope that doesn't shock you, but I like having one there, and it really doesn't matter whose it is," she said. "I may even like to try bigger ones, you know, salami sized friends."
All of this was quite surprising, but it really wasn't so shocking. The first person I got to put him in her place really liked it, and he wasn't all that special. He was just a round, hard bit of flesh that would fit in her place and she liked having one like him put there.
"Do you have anyone in mind?" I said.