The problem with Ted started with a condom. I have no moral issues with condoms. I was in bed and Ted walked in to join me. I had no clothes on as always when I am at home, and Ted was wearing some shorts which he took off and dropped in the hamper. His cute firm ass was visible as he walked across the room and turned the light down.
He got into bed. He looked tired. He leaned over and kissed me. His left arm was off the bed, and he was balanced on his right elbow as he cradled me. I heard him fiddle on the bedside table, and then half turn towards me. He stopped.
"Ted?"
"Beth."
" Is that a fucking condom? "
"Yeah...."
I got dry immediately.
This asshole and I are supposed to be married. I was out of bed without realizing it. Thoughts ran through my head.
I felt hot. Flushed. Angry. Confused. Why would my husband have condoms?
I turned to him. "Are you cheating on me?" He gave me a blank look. "I'm so sorry".
Was he trying to get caught?
I pulled on a green sundress. I didn't bother wearing any underwear. I was too pissed.
I pulled my hair back and put on some sunglasses. Took my car keys. I was on Westheimer in minutes.
I was really vexed and it was hard to not hit someone on my drive to the Calico. The Calico was a spa I liked. It was quiet and plush, and it was a bit of a safe space for me. Beth and Jen my sister and my Mom would all say they told me so. I knew that time would have to come, but for now, I wanted my nails done. I just wanted to feel different than how shitty I felt now.
"Jerome. Can you fit me in?"
"I got one more ma'am but it's a dude. Won't be long. 15 minutes?"
I picked up a magazine and sat on a couch. I was still agitated and had really been looking forward to some service. Fuck Ted.