Naked (Part 1)
Kathryn M. Burke
Frances McGuire (she liked to be called Fanny, in spite of the vaguely obscene overtones of that nickname) would have preferred not to share her house with her younger sister Margery, but at the moment she didn't seem to have much choice in the matter.
Margery had had all kinds of bad luck with men. On at least two different occasions she'd languidly carried on a romance for several years with what seemed like a reasonably presentable man, only to have the guy ditch her and seek his pleasures elsewhere. Fanny had to admit that Margery wasn't the most exciting woman in the world, although physically she had nothing to complain about; it was chiefly her lack of self-confidence—and, perhaps, her general lack of enthusiasm for allowing men access to her body—that prevented her from keeping a man. After her last disappointment, with a guy named Gerald, Margery seemed so crestfallen that Fanny had taken pity on her and invited her to stay with her for an indefinite period. Fanny had in fact begun to wonder whether, at forty-two, Margery would ever find a man to call her own.
Of course, Fanny herself wasn't doing so hot in that department. At forty-four, she was two years into a divorce after her husband had run off with a younger woman—a
much
younger woman. Fanny didn't know whether to be disgusted by the youth of this little vixen (whoever she was) or by the tiresomely hackneyed nature of the situation. Since then, she'd given men a wide berth—which is not to say that she wouldn't take up with a presentable male if he showed up.
In her career she was doing all right: she was a supervisor at an Amazon fulfillment center in a small town in Illinois. The work was hard but more or less satisfying, and it paid well. It wasn't exactly the career she'd envisioned for herself when she graduated from Knox College in Galesburg, but it could have been worse.
On a busy Thursday afternoon in early May, Fanny found herself feeling peckish, so she made her way to the smallish café (really just a tiny room full of vending machines stacked with get snacks and munchies, some of which could be heated up in a microwave) and decided to get an apple danish, which she planned to have with a cup of coffee. She didn't notice the presence of another person until she fetched the danish out of the microwave and turned around to sit at one of the few tables in the room.
That was when she saw the young man sitting there. He'd clearly been gazing at her backside.
Fanny prided herself on her self-possession and reserve. She certainly wasn't going to let this underling—he must have been a subordinate, although he wasn't under her supervision—get the better of her.
"I didn't know you were here," she said in an even tone.
The guy smiled out of one side of his mouth. "Just admiring the view."
Was that intended to be a crack—or even a come-on? It must have been, because there were no windows in the room. Fanny, perhaps thinking of what her nickname meant when referring to the human (and especially the female) body, took some pride in her posterior. She couldn't boast an hourglass figure, but her wayward husband had praised her apple-cheeked bottom any number of times—and, when she let him, did a lot more than praise it.
Even so, she had no intention of letting this little whipper-snapper (and he did seem a trifle short for a man—no more than five foot seven—even though he seemed quite muscular, even stocky) get away with what in some circles might even be considered sexual harassment.
"Oh, were you?" she said tartly, wishing she could have come up with something more pungent.
"I like this view too," he said.
Now he was really treading on thin ice! He must have known who she was. To say nothing of the fact that the guy seemed barely out of college. And yet, as he continued to stare without any sense of shame at her generous bosom, Fanny felt a blush coming over her.
She boldly sat down at his table. He didn't seem to be eating or drinking anything.
But now Fanny realized she'd failed to get herself some coffee. She was about to get up when the guy stood up ahead of her, saying, "Coffee, ma'am?"
She admitted defeat, sitting back down. "All right."
He poured out two cups from a simmering coffee pot and brought them both to the table. As he sipped, his eyes seemed to bore into her—or, rather, to canvass her face and figure as a scientist looks at a specimen under a microscope. There was just the faintest hint of a smile on his face.
"You just start here?" Fanny said.
"A few weeks ago," the guy replied.
"Do you have a name?"
"Cliff. Do you?"
"Fanny."
She silently dared him to make fun of her nickname, but he only continued to stare at her. After a long pause he said, "I like that name."
But Fanny wasn't fooled. She could tell immediately that what Cliff really meant was:
I like the part of your body that that name refers to.
"Shouldn't you be getting back to work?" she said, doing her best to sound like a schoolmarm.
"I'm entitled to a break, aren't I?" he said, his smile broadening as he sipped his coffee.
"I suppose so."
"Anyway, I thought we could get better acquainted sometime."
Fanny was taken aback. "What on earth do you mean by that?"
"I thought," Cliff went on smoothly, "that I might take you out to dinner."
Thunderstruck, Fanny cried, "You want to do what?"
"Take you out to dinner," Cliff said patiently, as if speaking to a thick-headed classmate in school. "I know plenty of good restaurants in the area."