"You're the new guy?"
I turned around and looked behind me. Oh, she's talking to me. I theatrically turned back.
"Yep, that's me."
"I'm Janet."
"Yeah, I know. My friends told me who you were."
"Oh, really? And what did they say?"
"That you were a really cute girl who could be lots of fun. And also a ball-buster."
"Sounds pretty accurate. You're a good looking guy with a sharp mouth, it seems to me. We could get along together pretty well."
"Well maybe, maybe not. Are you any good in bed?"
That set her back a few seconds.
"God, talk about the direct approach. Am I any good in bed? Let me think. Yeah, I think so. The bigger question, at least from my perspective is, are you any good?"
"Naturally I would have to say I'm not just good, but very good. But you haven't asked me out yet, so I guess you won't find out."
"Me ask you out? Don't you have it a little backwards? The guy is supposed to seduce the girl, take her to a movie, dinner, whatever. Kiss her, feel her up a little. Then, maybe, on the third date the guy explores the geography. That's how it works."
"Sounds about right, provided the guy wants to seduce the girl."
"And you don't?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"I'm playing hard to get."
She laughed. "That you are. Well, thanks for the chit chat. See you around."
I'm not usually good with the repartee but my friends had forewarned me about Janet. She checks out all the new guys. The guys that are duds in bed get the 'Rotten Tomatoes' report, the kiss of dating death. The better ones pant for more but then get unceremoniously dumped as she moves on.
I heard she's a wildcat in bed and that would no doubt be great fun. But my strategy was to do it on my terms. I figured she wasn't used to rejection and would double down. I was proven right a week later.
"Hi, John. How's it hanging?"
"Oh, hi Janet. The babies are doing just great. How are you?"
"Peachy keen. Hey, some of the crew are going over to Murphy's Grill Friday night. It's sort of a routine every other month or so. I'd like to go. How about you taking me?"
"Sure, that would be nice. What time should I pick you up?"
I think she expected some pushback. I had put on my nice cap as a head fake.
"Right after work, maybe 6. I don't live far from you."
"OK, I need your address." She apparently already had mine. Interesting.
Now to change tactics.
"Janet, assuming afterwards we go to bed together, I need to ask you something."
"Yeah?" She apparently accepted the premise that we would fuck.
"I am really good at eating pussy, and I'm looking forward to tasting you. But I heard that you still have a bush down there. I like bare pussy."
"I'm natural, if that's what you mean. No one else has complained."
"Well, like I said, I'm really good at using my tongue on a bare pussy. So between now and Friday, how about shaving for me. Otherwise no tongue."
"God, I can't believe you. So if I keep my bush you won't eat me? Is that it? An ultimatum?"
"Well, yes. But we can still fuck. I have a big cock and know how to use it."
"What a pompous ass! You know, your reputation is on the line here. Pick me up at 6 and don't be late."
Murphy's was crowded with co-workers. Several eyebrows were raised as Janet and I walked in together. We mingled and shared a couple of drinks. I suspect some were curious as to our relationship, more specifically if we had fucked yet.
"Well, what did you decide?"
"About what?"
"About shaving your pussy."
"Nope, haven't done it. I'm still a natural girl."
"What a shame. I was really looking forward to sticking my tongue between your pussy lips. Tasting your juices as I tongue fucked your hole. Bringing you to a huge climax as you pull my head into your crotch. That sort of thing.
"But that's all right. When we get back to my place I can help you do it."
Janet looked at me with surprise and a smirk. Before she could respond someone came up to say hello. But the seed was planted.
"Janet, what do you say that we head out?"
"Yeah, I'm ready. To your place?"
"Yes, unless you have changed your mind. By the way, can you climax more than once?"