New Year's resolutions -- 1
(c) 2023, 2024, by P.D. Vile
Story tags: MF
New Year's resolutions -- 1
This story is (unfortunately) pure fantasy
Sunday, January 1st, 11:10 AM
I put the duct tape aside for now, grab my pen, and add one more sentence, at the very bottom of the note.
"And this time, I
will
persist!"
Then I tape the note on the mirror. I position myself where I always stand when I shave, to check that it's clearly readable.
My New Year's resolution:
High time to now finally start to actually lose some weight. Going forward, I will visit the gym every week, for at least one full hour of hard training.
And this time, I
will
persist!
I nod contently. Large enough. Every time I shave, I'll see this. If that doesn't help to persist, then what will?
I quickly check myself in the mirror. If I didn't have those love handles around my stomach, I would actually look quite good for a 53-year-old. The full dark blonde hair on my head makes me look younger than I am, but the gray streaks in my beard compensate for that, to show the world that I've been around for a while. I'm not particularly muscles, the bane of a sitting occupation and years of insufficient willpower to exercise as much as I should. But at least I am not obese. Yet. Just that tummy. I still refuse to shave off the hair on my chest, even though that appears to be in fashion. For me, those small hairs on my chest are a token of my manliness. I do shave my arm pits and my pubes, since two years or so. A quick look, but I am still sufficiently smooth. No need to shave there again.
Still overflowing for energy and drive for action, I descend the stairs. I turn on the coffee maker, and while my hot poison is brewing, I grab my phone and start up the internet, to find the number of the nearest gym.
"Train-U-Fit, good morning!"
"Good morning. I have just checked your website, and your gym looks nice. Your rates are not a problem for me, so I decided to buy a subscription."
"You can buy one here at the ..."
"Yes, I know. That's not why I call. I have a different question. I would like to know what days and times are the most quiet at your gym."
"That would be Tuesday morning, sir. There's hardly anyone here at that time. But we do not have personal trainers available at that time, so you will have to make your own routine. That should not be a problem, all machines are labeled with clear instructions, and the receptionist can also help to explain how the machines work."
I briefly recall my last attempt to build a gym routine. I typically went in the evening, after work. It was always busy on the floor. I often had to wait until the station I wanted to use was available, or deviate from my prescribed routine, just to avoid waiting. But worst of all were the looks. Perhaps it was just my imagination, but I was sure that at least half of those insanely tight and very fit visitors in the gym shot me compassionate looks, filled with pity. That they had to suppress their laughter as they saw how little weight I set on the machine, how much I still suffered, how sweat dripped over my round belly, while I was not even doing half of what they did as a warm-up exercise. That feeling was one of the reasons why, back then, I quickly started to "forget" to go to the gym
I work for myself by now. I work from home, and I set my own hours. My clients don't care when I work on their assignments, as long as I'm ready at the agreed date. And I intend to use that freedom. This time I will visit the gym when the room is as empty as possible. The fewer people there are, the less I will feel watched. At least, that's what I hope.
"Thank you," I reply politely, "then I'll sign up next Tuesday. I guess that I can start working out immediately after signing up and paying?"
"That won't be a problem, sir. However, I must add that we always have lots of new sign-ups in January. So I cannot definitely guarantee that the Tuesday morning will still be as quiet as it was before. But most new members don't make it past the first month or so anyway, so after that the Tuesday morning will undoubtedly be quiet again."
I have to force myself not to respond. In between the nice words of the lady on the other side of the phone, I could just hear her assume that I, too, would be part of the group of people who start their New Year's resolutions in January, filled with confidence, and then don't even last a month. As, I have to admit, I have done in the past. Multiple times.
But not this time! This time I will really persevere! I am convinced of that, and that's why I feel very much attacked by the employee's suggestion.
But I control myself. I keep my mouth shut. I politely finish the conversation. And then it's time for coffee, and to watch the yearly ski jumping.
Tuesday, January 3rd, 9:45 AM