My Blackberry was busting with texts from my buds in the DNC and RNC. I had made fast friends by humiliating the top Fox News fox and the hottest MSNBC intern at each political convention.
I also kept getting texts from the two women, each calling me a variation of asshole in several languages. I took it all for what it was worth. I like to fuck strange women who get turned on by getting fucked hard by a strange man. No big deal, but I do like the added effect of humiliating them on national TV. I am building up a "Too Hot for Cable News" DVD which may be sold at varying outlets, after I bag enough hot ass.
With the political conventions over and the election far off, I made plans to head to south Florida, where a Hurricane was headed. Yeah, I know, probably not the most humane thing to do, but I didn't give a fuck. So, while everyone was headed north, I booked a car to take me south. There was no traffic, and my fake all purpose press badge got me in any restricted area.
I booked a stay at the hotel closet to the action, and lo and behold, there she was: a stupid deer in headlights hot piece of ass standing just outside the hotel on the lower level patio, wearing a red CNN poncho and doing her best to talk to the camera while getting pelted with rain.
Morally, I knew I shouldn't mess with her. Sure, it would be another conquest, and another potential addition to my DVD. However, she did have an adorable face. "What the fuck. Who's it going to hurt?" I said to myself, knowing full well who it would hurt most, afterwards.
I stood 20 feet from the cameraman, whom I had already given a $100 bill to let me stand close. I told him I was from the local paper and was assigned to do a color story on a national news reporter covering the storm. Sounded legit.
"Well, its really coming down now. Uh, I come back in 30 minutes with an update. Back to you And-." She was cut off when CNN broke to another story. She came in an I introduced myself, showing my fake pass, using a fake name, and asking if I could ask her a few questions.
"Let me dry off OK. It's coming down pretty hard out there."
I grabbed a towel from a nearby rack and watched as she took off her poncho. It was hiding the hottest body I had seen since that Hawaiian Tropic Swimsuit Contest I judged last year. One of my pals knew someone who knew someone who used to work for someone and I was there.