My name is Officer Cory Ryan. I'm a deputy sheriff with the county. I've been a deputy five years now, and at 28 I'm looking at a promotion next year. Two years ago I worked the graveyard shift. I drove all over the county not doing much but listening to music and the police calls from other departments.
Everybody hears the stories about all the stuff cops see. Some of the stories are pretty good, some are just damn weird. This time it was my turn to have the story. A story I couldn't tell anyone in the department and keep my job.
This is farm country, so the houses are far apart and lots of open land. Most nights all I saw were a few deer wandering around, maybe a raccoon or two. Not much goes on out here. Every now and then one of the locals gets drunk on Friday or Saturday night. Then he and his Old Lady get to fighting. But by the time I get there the fight is generally over and he's passed out till morning.
I was patrolling as usual out east of a small community. I drove past an open lot and caught sight of something. My brain said it was a human lying on the ground, but that didn't make sense, no one lived out here. I stopped the patrol car and backed up to get another look. Shining the spotlight where I saw something I got a real surprise.
There in the middle of this pasture was a woman lying on a blanket naked. A lot of things went through my mind and I played out every conceivable one. Or so I thought. I radioed in that I had something suspicious to investigate. As I got out of the car, I turned on the flashlight and cautiously walked across the field. I was not looking forward to finding a corpse.
The flashlight beam lit up every part of the woman, those bare legs slightly apart, dark hair between them, slightly round belly and nice size tits with erect nipples. Her hands were under her head, and she had soft curls of red hair.
I moved to her side to check and see if she was alive. I heard her sigh.
"Turn that damn flashlight off!" she said. Without thinking I turned off the flashlight, only the faint moonlight shone on us.
I introduced myself. She slowly turned her head and gave me the once over from head to toe. Then closed her eyes again. I heard her chuckle.
"Are you alright, ma'am?" I asked.
"I'm just fine, Officer Ryan, just fine. Now go away." Was the response I got.
I cleared my throat and tried again. "Ma'am, please wrap the blanket around you and go back to your house." I was in my best cop stance - feet apart, one hand on my weapon and the other on my utility belt.
Without missing a beat she said," I'm not the one looking for trouble. But if you continue to stand there like that you'll be sexually assaulted."
I have to say that I was stunned. My cop brain was trying to decide if it was a threat or a promise. If this woman had a weapon I couldn't imagine where she was hiding it, I could see every part of her. Every curve, every place I'd like to touch or lick. Damn, I better get my head back into the game.
Once again I repeated my request, "Ma'am, please wrap the blanket around yourself and go back to your home." But I added my own threat, "or I'll have to call for backup and you could go to jail tonight."