Colin Bigwig was walking home from work when he saw a gorgeous woman, wearing a bright yellow dress. But it wasn't just any old yellow dress... this particular number was embroidered with purple flowers and pink flamingos, which absolutely blew Colin's mind. This sexy vixen looked like she had just walked straight off a Hawaiian beach.
In his daze, he dropped his workbag, which the sexy vixen then proceeded to trip over. As she fell, Colin saw a fantastic flash of her undergarments, which were pink and lacy, like the flamingos on her dress.
Colin licked his lips and felt a twitch. Before rushing to help the girl, who was sprawled across the pavement, he had to readjust the bulge in his pants.
'Are you all right?' asked Colin, outstretching his hand. 'You're not hurt, are you?'
'No,' replied the girl, clasping his wrist and finding her feet. Her glimmering green eyes then locked onto his and Colin felt a shiver down his spine. 'In fact -- I've never felt better.'
'Oh really?' grinned Colin. 'And why is that?'
'Well,' the woman smirked, while twiddling a piece of her wavy brown hair. 'I've been looking for a man of your -- stature. And now it seems that I've found one.'
'Stature?' Colin frowned. 'What do you mean?'
'I could tell from the moment I saw you,' said the sexy vixen. 'You have a massive dick, don't you?'
'Erm...' mumbled Colin.
The woman raised her eyebrows, gazing down at Colin's package. 'I'm right, aren't I?'
Colin laughed. 'Well, I'm not one to brag, but --'
'I knew it!' beamed the woman. She then shook Colin's hand and said, 'My name's Barbara by the way.'
'Nice to get acquainted,' replied Colin.
'Now,' said Barbara, as she checked her wristwatch. 'How about you come back to mine? I reckon we can get a good sesh in before I go to yoga class.'
'You do yoga?' gasped Colin. Judging by her lean physique, he was certain that she would be quite flexible.
'What do you say?' Barbara persisted. 'I need the release and I'm sure that you will do the job.'
'I'm your man,' said Colin, unable to stop himself from grinning like a naughty schoolboy.