Our new office manager Cindy was a perfect hire, a real ball buster. In less than two weeks she whipped our office into shape. She worked well with our guys because she was older, 40-something and a bit homely, maybe forty pounds overweight. No one wanted to date her, they just stay out of her way.
One evening I was leaning back in my chair in my office with my eyes closed when Cindy walked in and asked if everything was okay. I was so stressed out. We got fired from one of our largest accounts earlier in the day and I had to fire one of our engineers. It wasn't a fun day. I admitted that it was a tough day and I was stressed out.
Cindy told me she had a trick that would quickly relieve my stress. I laughed and told her to take her best shot. She sat in the chair facing mine and told me to close my eyes. She then placed her hand over my eyes, holding the lids down with her palm and fingers. What she did next nearly caused me to jump out of my chair. With her other hand she pressed it against my crotch, kneading her hand back and forth over my pants. I grabbed her hand and pushed it away as she said, "Just relax, trust me, this works." Still covering my eyes I let go over her hand and placed my hands on the arms of my chair.