Officer Nicole Brewer was on midnight duty again and she hated it.... The only advantage for her was that she could do pretty much whatever she wanted and no one would really ever find out. Like this one night, she pulled over this speeding Harley being rode by this amazingly gorgeous guy.......
It had been a slow night & you had only been going 10 over the speed limit, but once I got a look at you I decided I was going to have you...
"Evening Sir, license & registration please..."
"I'm sorry Officer, what seems to be the problem?" you ask...
"Sir, do you know what the speed limit is on this road? I need to see your license & registration please..."
"I wasn't going that fast was I?" you smile...
I smile right back and look you square in the eye, "Sir, please don't make me ask you again..."
You get off the bike and reach in your pocket...then your other pocket...you start to look a little panicked...
"Problem Sir?" I grin...oh goody this could be just the opening I need...
"I know I had my license earlier...." you stammer...
"Sir, do you realise that's a $300 fine including your speeding ticket?"
You really look pained now, "Officer, I'm sure I have it here somewhere..."
I sure hope you don't, I think to myself. "Well, Sir, if you don't find it very soon I will have to search you myself..."
You look at me like you have not heard me quite right. I give you a very slow, sly smile, "Sir, please step over to my vehicle and place your hands on the bonnet with your feet spread apart."