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Old friends.
I'd taken Friday off to do a little Christmas shopping. It was so difficult to find something for my parents and my brother and I usually needed a lot of time to look. Even though I did spend a lot of time looking, inspiration never hit me until after visiting shop no. 117. I had found something for mom, decided to give my dad the usual bottle of Single Malt that he probably preferred instead of the usual new tie, but I was desperate for a good idea for my brother. It was then she tapped me on the shoulder. My day was about to take an interesting turn.
'Hi John. Hadn't expected to see you here.'
I recognised the voice even before I turned around. It was Tina. We'd had a six month explosive relationship some ten years ago and ended up fighting like cats and dogs for the last three months. We simply couldn't live together, but for some strange reason, we were still good friends, even though we didn't see each other very often. Maybe that was the reason.
'Hi Tina. How's everything?'
'Fairly good, thank you. And how about you?' She asked.
'Nothing new, really. Same job, same apartment, same problem finding Christmas presents for the family. Found something for mom and dad, but I'm all out of ideas when it comes to Peter. Got an idea?'
'An electric nose hair trimmer. Just what every bachelor needs,' Tina replied with a grin, picking up a strange looking item next to me.
'Sorry, but he's not a bachelor any more. The poor chap got married in May,' I replied.
'Well, now. Then I think you should give his wife some sexy underwear. I'm sure he will appreciate it,' Tine quickly replied. She was usually never short of an answer.
'God Tina! You know I'm no good at buying clothes. You know sizes and all. "How big are her breasts? Oh well a good handful",' I joked.
My thoughts were suddenly drifting, thinking back at how good Tina looked in very little and how long it had been since I'd had sex.
'Considering the size of your hands, I'd say something like a B-cup. How come you grope your sister-in-laws tits?' Tina grinned.
'Alas, even though she is a real foxy little thing, I haven't had the chance. I'm just dreaming,' I said, trying to sound as innocent as possible.
'I take it you're still a happy bachelor?' Tine asked, casually.
'I am. I don't know how happy I am. Work seems to be taking all my spare time and it is seriously affecting my social life. At the current rate, I'll die as a young, wealthy bachelor,' I joked. 'And I guess you're still with Harold?'
'Actually no. He suddenly jumped out of the closet and proclaimed that he was gay and had met this gorgeous man, who turned out to be a 25 years old bodybuilder. I gather he's walking around in the kitchen dressed as a French maid,' Tina said.
'You're joking, right?' I said, even though I had a fleeing suspicion she wasn't.
'Yeah, he's probably not dressed as a French maid. But apart from that, I'm not. Maybe I should have become suspicious, when he invited me to a drag show or when he always wanted me to do it anally. Maybe if I had let him, he would have stayed straight,' Tina said dryly.
'Did he listen to Liberacy as well?' I said and added, 'Sorry, not funny,' when I saw the tired expression on her face.
'Arh, it's ok. I'm over it now. It's 8 month, three days, six hours and 16 minutes since I kicked him out,' she grinned.
'Did he do it just like that or did he lurk around a little first? I mean, is there a risk that he picked up something and passed it on? You can't be too careful about that sort of thing. Aids and all, you know?' I asked. I mean, you hear so much and there was justification for worrying.
'No. I've been tested,' Tina replied.
'So, what are you doing here,' I asked, trying to switch to a less sensitive subject.
'Nothing much. I work on the other side of the street and planned to buy a few essentials on my lunch break. Which means I have to run now. Are you doing anything tonight?' Tina asked.
'Nothing whasoever,' I replied.
'How about bringing a bottle of wine over to my place? I'll make dinner and we can bore each other to death instead of doing it on our own.'
'Sounds like a great idea. Where do you live nowadays?' I inquired.
'Here's my card. Seven o'clock?'
'I'll be there. White or red? No, never mind, I'll get one of each. See you.'
Tina was already on her way out of the shop.
I was a little unsure when I got to the address she had given me. It was an office building in an industrial neighbourhood, mostly occupied by smaller companies. It didn't look like a place anybody would live. At seven Friday night, the place looked deserted. I double checked the address on Tina's business card, but it was the address marked as "Private".
The label on the door phone said "TT enterprises". I tried it and to my relief, I heard Tina's voice.
'Right on time, dinner is ready. Hurry up here!'
The elevator delivered me to the fifth floor and Tina greeted me at the door.