Out of Peoria: A Story of Innocence lost.
Chapter 7: Life as a âCompany Courtesanâ.
The strange thing about my initiation to life as a company courtesan was that for the first two days it was as though I really was being installed as a head of department in a major investment company! Jim Janacek turned out to be a very nice guy. Gay he may have been, you would not know one way of the other from his appearance or his manner. What you did know was that he was polite, discreet and supportive without the slightest hint that the role reversal he was required to accept as a result of âsexual discriminationâ was anything other than a normal adjustment to normal corporate life. âHe is appropriately remunerated!â Cecil had said. I presumed he was. But still, it would have been quite normal for him to find some way of digging in the knife. Jim never did. If he had such feelings he kept them completely hidden. Jim was the closest thing you could ever imagine to being a âcompany manâ. He knew his job, he performed it to perfection, and if it irked him that his nominal position was lower than his actual one, not a single hint of this showed, not once in my entire tenure as his nominal âbossâ.
Jim assembled the staff, two women and three men, none of whom made any obvious impression, and introduced me as the new head of department. They too, displayed no hint of any disquiet that an outsider, another young and nubile blonde?, was brought in to âruleâ, while they and Jim remained in their slots, loyal employees.
âPlease greet Ms Sandersen,â Jim said to the assembled staff, as though with a fanfare. âOur new guide and protector!â This he said without the faintest trace of irony. Part of my job, he was reminding them, was to ensure they kept theirs, no small matter in times when people were being let go right, left and center all over the country. It was not in their interests to inquire too closely exactly what my role in securing their jobs really was and it was definitely none of their business even to wonder why every new boss the Department acquired turned out to be a comely woman! Naively, perhaps, I assumed they all knew, finding out only later how mistaken I was.
Nevertheless, I went round the circle shaking hands, looking each person firmly in the eye.
âDo please call me Susan,â I said. âIâm sure we will get on very well.â
âWho was in this job before me?â, I had asked Jim previously.
âMs Sylverton,â he replied immediately. âA most charming and knowledgeable lady --- quite like yourself, in fact.â
âAnd can you tell me why she left?â, I had asked.
âAh, there I really cannot say. I have no idea. She was very successful. Everybody liked her. Perhaps another opportunity aroseâŚ?â
There we left it and from that moment on there was no further mention at all of Ms Sylverton.
Jim shepherded me through my first few days with the company with grace, a consummate professional. Together, we chose new dĂŠcor for my office. We went for an uncluttered âlook and feelâ with impressionist paintings (reproductions of course) placed strategically about the walls. I confessed myself entirely satisfied with Ms Sylvertonâs choice of furniture. The desk was of Danish teak, light and elegant. The chair, a directorâs chair, was comfortable and appropriate, without being ostentatious. I was entitled to a company car and chose from the pool a BMW with shaded windows and a sun roof, much like Janeâs, I reflected --- elegant and powerful, but nothing that would stand out as unusual in LA traffic.
I was also entitled to a company apartment, Jim said, hinting, though again, with the greatest of discretion, that this was not something in which I had a choice. He drove me there, a good address, and showed me around.
âMs Sylverton was very happy here, I believe,â he said. âShe liked the place exactly as it is.â
I took the hint, noting that the design and layout was discrete, but perfectly suited for romantic evening a deux! âItâs lovely Jim,â I said, âI couldnât imagine how one could improve on it.â
I was sure youâd think so,â Jim said, again without a trace of sarcasm.
I thought to myself, not only on this, but on many other occasions, that in staffing a department, you could not improve on Jim. He performed his function to perfection. His job was to manage discretely the day to day running of the Department while supporting me, even more discretely, in every respect. Nothing more, nothing less. He was my right-hand man, performing effortlessly the many tasks that this entailed, not the least of them being providing me with the information necessary to appear to be running the department. Over time he came to be my confidante. My true role was never admitted openly between us, but we both knew that we both knew! And it did not matter.
Jim reminded me of a butler of the old school, who served his dumb-ass master faithfully and professionally, without giving the slightest hint that even could conceive of the possibility that his master was a dumb-ass! When I got to know him better and had established that he was 110% trustworthy, I asked him about this, obliquely.
âWell, my dear,â he replied, equally obliquely, âspecial accounts require special methods. Now if only the fat-cat clients were gayâŚ.!â
On my first evening, I returned to the commune to collect my things, such as they were. Really, of course, I wanted to thank Jane for being my benefactor and also to elicit her help in acquiring a wardrobe! In the commune I had gone around for the most part naked, or at most in a terry-cloth robe like the one Jane wore. When I went out, it was in cut-off jeans and a halter top. These were all the clothes I possessed.
Jane was ecstatic. âSo you made it after all,â she said. âSee, I was right. You are tailor-made for the role.â
I expressed my thanks and assured Jane that as soon as the bonuses started coming in, the commune bank account would not be the worse for it.
âMy dear, I am delighted that you succeeded,â Jane said, âAnd any contribution you wish to make will be gratefully received and put to good use. But first you need a bit more helpâŚ.â
Jane knew all the right fashion stores and by the end of the evening I had the kernel of a wardrobe, something for every occasion. Jane even allowed me my high-heel strap-ons.
âBut only wear them when you know it is the right time to look really sexy,â she admonished. âThis will be soon enough!â
On day two, Jim went through some of the âspecial accountsâ with me.
âNow Waterstone, thatâs looking a bit jaded. Possibly need a bit of work to get them focused again. Smitherford, on the other hand is looking very good.â
One by one, we went through the list of accounts, with Jim giving me briefings on where they stood, what their internal politics were, who the influential people were. As he went through the list, he would quite often say, dryly,
âI imagine Mr Witherspoon will be having some discussions with you as regards these people.â