"You've gotta be shitting me!"
I had only taken a few short steps towards the elevator when I heard a familiar voice from the other end of the check in desk. It didn't sound like her MathMagic Experience was getting off to a smooth start.
The young receptionist now stepped aside to let her manager, an older woman with salt and pepper hair, speak. "I don't know what to tell you ma'am, we don't have any reservation under your name. And with the conference, we're currently fully booked. There may be some availability at our sister hotel? It's about a mile and a half up Bent Creek Road."
"I get that, but the conference is happening, here. I'd have to drive over every morning, and let me guess, pay for parking?"
The manager lifted her eyebrows and showed the increasingly frustrated blonde her palms, indicating that she was unable to help.
Yvette was one of the newly hired teachers at another high school in Wake County. We had met once before, placed in the same "breakout group" during a district seminar on using manipulatives in the secondary classroom. We spent most of that session behaving like high schoolers ourselves, making as many phallic sculptures as we could with the linking blocks that were supposed to represent variables in an equation.
I wasn't even quite sure if she had connected those memories when I started to walk past, but she quickly put two and two together and stepped back from the counter towards me. As she talked, we stepped towards the little coffee nook in the corner of the lobby.
"James, isn't it? I could have swore the email said the district was arranging our hotel rooms. Did they arrange yours?"
I immediately regretted putting myself in the path of this situation.
"So, I think your AP was supposed to confirm with Katie at the district that you were planning on attending. There was a Forms link at the bottom of the email."
"Well goddamn it. So I drove all the way over here, just to have to pay to stay at some other hotel nearly two miles away? Brenda already approved my time as "professional leave" and I left sub plans. I'm not going back now."
"I mean, my room has two queen beds in it, if that isn't weird to you."
As soon the words left my mouth, I realized what I had said, and cringed. I quickly shot a glance at her left hand, hoping that I hadn't made an awkward situation even worse. Nothing except the fading ink stain of southpaw who writes on whiteboards with Expos all day.
Yvette raised a single eyebrow at me, but said nothing, giving me a chance to back down. Instead, I doubled down. I had already made it weird, the best I could do was commit.
"Fair, it sounds bad. But are you really going to pay for a crappier hotel, drive here every morning for the next three days, and pay $15 per day just to park in the conference center lot? Or we can share a room on the School Board's dime, and spend that money on important things. Like alcohol."
She chuckled, and for a moment I glimpsed the first hint of a smile cross her face before she settled back to mild annoyance at the situation.
"I swear to fucking God, if you make this weird, I'll... just don't make it weird, okay?" The last half of the sentence came with a sigh that showed this was turning into the "paid work-cation" from Hell.
I turned back towards the young woman, now alone at the reception desk.
"Sarah, can Ms. Alexander get another key. I just got an email from our district office saying that we'll be sharing our reservation." The overworked girl behind the counter, nineteen tops, just rolled her eyes and slid a key card across the counter, along with a piece of paper.
"Put your make, model and license plate number here, then sign and date."
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As Yvette and I walked towards the elevator, the awkwardness hung in the air like a thick curtain. Our situation felt too casual for small talk, but we weren't all that close either. So instead, we walked in silence, punctuated by the click-clack of her heels on the tile floor.
"Ladies first?" It probably shouldn't have come out as a question if I wanted to look suave. But I was still feeling out the parameters of our situation and didn't want to land on the wrong side of that line. Yvette stepped in front of me, and my eyes wandered to her toned legs, the curve of her pencil skirt, and the way her neck looked with her curls pulled up into a messy bun. For a moment, I had a brief flash--her red fingernails gripping the rail at the back of the elevator, her skirt pulled up to her waist, my lips on the nape of her neck.
I forced myself to bury the thought and followed her into the elevator, pushing the button for the fourth floor as I turned to face the door.
"At least we should have a nice view, the girl at the desk mentioned my room looks out over the water." I hoped that talking would put the image of Yvette's body out of my mind.
"Fuck you. Our room," she corrected me, a smirk starting to spread across her face. "In all seriousness though, I appreciate you doing this. I was not thrilled about the idea of staying anywhere else. I spent an unhealthy amount of time fantasizing about the hot tub this place has."
Immediately, I began to do just the same, imagining what Yvette's body must have looked like in a bikini. Her build showed the evidence of the hours she had spent on hiking trails in college, petite without being delicate. The sound of the bell and the doors shuddering open shook me out of my mental wandering.
This time I stepped forward. "Room 431, should be to the left." I quickly double checked the sign hoping not to make a fool of myself. As we walked I prayed that the hotel hadn't screwed up and given me one king size bed. My brain lingered on the alternative, before realizing that would be a bit far fetched
Two colleagues might share a room. But sharing a bed changes up the equation drastically.
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The room was spacious, and the girl at the desk hadn't lied. As I pulled back the curtains on the window, we were greeted by the view of a grassy slope that quickly melted into the red clay and rocks shoreline of the river below. In the spring warmth, the river carved a jagged path, sending arcs of white spray as small waves crashed into the granite rocks.
"Holy shit."
I was learning that Yvette and I shared that teacher's tendency towards swearing, as if she had to get it all out of her system on the off-hours.
"I know, right? I've only been up here a few times since I moved to Raleigh, but this is quite a bit nicer than the last few places I stayed."
Mercifully, the room had two queen beds, avoiding that particular headache. But even as stunning as the window view was, other parts of the room held their own. The hotel had recently undergone renovations, and the bathroom clearly received quite a bit of attention. The shower was floor-to-ceiling marble, with a rainfall feature poised directly in the center. I quickly swallowed down the instinct to comment on the roominess of it.
"Do you mind if I take the bed furthest from the door?" As she asked, Yvette was already unpacking her travel bag and unhooking her heels. "It's just a weird thing, I have. And I'm not planning on running screaming into the hallway. I hope not at least."
"Not a problem at all. Are you okay if I go break in that shower? I hate the feeling from sitting in the car all day."