My ancestors came from the Orkney Islands north of Britain. I have very white skin and red hair. I am 6 feet 8 inches tall and I weigh about 295 pounds. I am a weight lifter and I am very muscular and very strong. I have been told that I am ugly and look threatening.
I am an engineer and I work at a US military installation. I work out every night, after work, at a local gym off the base. There is a new Commanding Officer at the base and he is very displeased with the general physical conditioning of the civilian employees. The CO issues an order that might be shortened to read, "Lose the fat butt or I kick it off base."
As a result of the CO's order, I manage to sign up 31 people to gym contracts at the gym where I work out. As a result of the sign ups, I manage to win the gym's 'Trip To Sun Island For Two' prize.
Now, most of the guys I work out with down at the gym are referred to as 'the animals.' However, I do not feel that it is a fair assessment. I may be ugly and threatening, but can be very suave when I want to.
There is a red haired lady who also works out at the same gym. She is [or so Mindy the manager tells me] 6 feet 2 inches tall with a slim but athletic figure. [She also has a killer rack!] I have been trying to find an opportunity to meet the pretty red haired lady, but she avoids me as if I have some sort of communicable disease.
The red haired lady has no doubt taken quite a bit of crap in the past. People do not relate well to tall ladies. People also do not relate well to very smart ladies. I discover that the red haired lady is on a high IQ list some busybody is compiling as a college study. It turns out that the red haired lady and I have the same IQ.
As you can see, I have researched my [hopefully] ladylove quite thoroughly.
As a result of my careful research, I ask Mindy for a favor. [Mindy owes me big time. When Mindy has trouble with some loud ass hole who does not think gym rules apply to him, I come and reason with bad boy. Hey, I am very suave. I just politely tell bad boy, "You can walk out the door or I will throw you out the door; it's your choice."]
Mindy carefully explains to the tall, red haired lady that I have won the 'Trip To Sun Island For Two' prize and that I would like very much to talk to the lady. The lady is coaxed into coming over to talk to me. Red hair attempts to get really nasty with me, but I am very suave.
The lady eyes me and snarls, "A trip for me into the tropical sun? Have you lost your mind?"
I very carefully point out, "The sun is only a problem in the day, at night we can roam the sugar sand beaches! Your problem with the sun is also my problem, red head!"
The lady looks at me with new eyes. After all, there are only so many tall red haired men around.
We chat for a while and she see that not only can I speak, but that my sentences are properly constructed and that I am knowledgeable about at least some of the civilized niceties.
Jill agrees to meet me for dinner at Luigi's, an Italian place just across the parking lot.
The next night we meet. The dinner goes well, especially once I get Jill to try the Lambrusco wine I order. She loves it and it kind of loosens her up a bit. At the end of the meal I tell her, "I must have your answer soon, lovely lady, we need to make reservations."
Jill does not answer me at that point. I walk her across the parking lot to her car. She turns to me and says, "This is the most insane thing I have ever done. However, I am not going down to some tropical island for a week with a man unless I know a lot more about him."
I respond suavely, "No time like the present."
Jill says, "OK James, follow me home."
I cannot believe my luck! I follow her to her apartment. We park the cars and go up to her place. We talk a little more and she downs a couple of hits of liquid courage. She then looks calculatingly at me.
I move in and gently but very firmly press her against me and I kiss her. She tries to push away, but I only let her move back a short distance.
Jill says, "Come with me, before I lose my nerve."
We go into her bedroom and Jill begins to undress, as do I. Of course, I finish first and Jill tells me, "Just get in bed. I do not need those big clumsy fingers on my clothes!"
Jill takes her time with the bra and panties, teasing me. She slowly removes the bra, stopping just before she exposes her nipples, and then sensuously slides the lace down her body. She poses for a moment and knows damn well what she is doing to me. It looks like I am lying in a tent!
Jill also teases me with her panties and even after she reveals her shaved pussy she says, "There, big boy, you can not even tell if I am a real red head!"