Charley knew better, you simply don't go into Boystown after eight pm and expect to be the first in, hell, at that time you are lucky to be tenth or eleventh. The lights were dim and he wasn't drunk so he ignored the girls and headed straight to the bar. "Tequila Solo and a Dos Equis," he ordered. The bartender grunted and turned reaching for the beer. Looking down at the crack of the man's ass, Charley was sudden glad he hadn't eaten anything. His plan was to be a cheaper drunk, but after this sight he knew it saved him from losing his dinner on the bar.
When the bartender placed the shot glass, beer, and a wedge of lime in front of him he growled, "Dos mas." He then licked his hand between the thumb and index finger, grabbed a salt shaker and covered his hand in salt. Grabbing his glass, he ran his tongue over the salt, splashed the tequila into his mouth and then bit down on the lime, letting the juices flow into his mouth before swallowing.
The liquid burned going down his throat and he thought how much he'd love the taste of pussy right now, but not here, not now, not from these cum soaked whores. Yeah the guys were supposed to wear rubbers, but he knew what it took to get your cock wet. Only time he dared eat any of these whores was early in the afternoon, just after they kissed their bambinos goodbye and shook their asses into the bars.
Suddenly a loud commotion from near the dance floor drew his attention. Three men were holding up beers chanting, "Eat, eat, eat," as a bare assed friend crawled across the long table to where a stripper sat with her legs spread wide. The crawling man grabbed a shot glass left on the table, sipped the last drops from it and tossed it aside then continued crawling. The man then settled down between the dancer's legs and began slurping loudly, while one of his friends worked a lit candle into his ass.
Charley grabbed a beer and took a long drink wondering if the dancers fucked between dances. "Nah," he said, burping, "That's just another cum soak cunt."
After a few minutes the dancer climbed down off the table and Charley finished his fifth round of Tequila Solos and cervesas. He was drunk enough now to pick out a girl so he turned on his barstool and looked over the bar. Spotting a fat, ugly one who was holding her enormous tit out as some guy licked beer foam off the nipple, he simply stared. It took a few minutes, but the woman left the tit sucking guy and walked over to Charley.
He looked closely at her dark face, noticing the deep set wrinkles he hadn't noticed from across the room. This one had to be at least fifty... "Quantos anos?" he asked.
"Trente y seis," she answered.
Noticing she was missing several teeth Charley moaned, "Thirty six, fuck you are sixty if you are a day. How much? Quantos dolares?"
"Fifty," she said.
Charley laughed and held up a twenty dollar bill.
The woman shook her head, "No, no... Forty."