"The no-good, sniveling, whining, sexist pig" she says as she stomps around her living room. "I can't believe he dumped me over the phone. I can't believe he dumped me AT ALL." She stomps some more. "Well I'm too good for him. Calling ME a cold fish. HA!! I'll show him." She picks up her drink and takes a big gulp.
Before she can change her mind, she walks over to the phone and places a call. A male answers on the other end and she lays out her plan to him. Never one to pass up a little fun, he readily agrees. He promises to arrive at her place at the specified time. She says goodbye and starts to make the arrangements for the evening.
Picking up the phone again she places another call to "the pig". Playing on his ego, she asks him to come over so they can talk. She gives him the time to arrive. He says that will be fine. She then tells him to just use his key if she doesn't answer right away because she may be taking a nap. He agrees. She continues her preparations. She puts a bottle of wine in the refrigerator to chill, cuts up some fruit and vegetables for "nibblies".
Then she moves on to her favorite pastime. She goes into the bathroom and starts the water, hot and steaming, just the way she likes it. She puts some drops of lavender bubble bath and watches the bubbles appear. She turns to the mirror as the tub fills and puts up her hair. She tosses a white terry towel onto the towel warmer and strips off her jeans and sweatshirt, tossing them into the laundry hamper. She takes off her panties and bra and tosses them in also.
Looking at herself in the mirror she tries to see herself as others see her. Starting with her legs, she eyes them critically. "So they aren't the longest legs, they are nicely shaped," she says out loud. She moves to her hips and rests her hands on them. "Mmmmmmm not bad," she murmurs. She splays her hand over her flat stomach and around her waist. She raises her hands and cups her breasts in her hands. "Well, they aren't the biggest," she states. "But they are . . . ummmmm . . . perky, yeah, perky," she says as she giggles.
Stepping into the tub she leans back and rests her head on the edge. The warm water caresses her skin and relaxes her; she lets all thoughts of revenge and anger seep away into the water. She feels her eyes slide shut.
She feels a light touch on her shoulder. Slowly she opens her eyes and sees him standing in her bathroom. Startled she sits up and says "What are you doing here?" He grins at her and looks his fill, she not realizing that she is giving him a little show as the bubbles slide off her chest. She looks at his grin and realizes where his eyes are and squeals and sits back down in the water, under the bubbles, crossing her arms over her breasts.
She blushes as he asks "Do you know what time it is?"
She shakes her head no.
"It's 7:00, didn't you tell me to come over at 7:00?"
"Oh God" she exclaims "I must have fallen asleep. "Can you give me a couple of minutes and I'll be out in a jiffy?"
He shakes his head no.
"No?" she asks.
"No," he replies.
"Why not?" she asks again.
He responds by undoing the buttons of his shirt. He opens it and slips it off his shoulders letting it drop to the floor.