Peter and Ian played their weekly round of golf, with Peter, unusually, playing badly and losing heavily.
"Christ Pete, you were crap today. What's up? Got the yips?"
"No, don't know really. Mind on other things, I guess."
Boy, wasn't it ever! Five hours ago I was diddling and licking your daughter to two orgasms and then fucked your wife whilst you were upstairs having a crap.
"Never mind, let's get in to the 19
th
and have that beer."
They changed in the locker room and then adjourned to the bar. After getting the drinks – Peter paying, of course – they sat at a table on the patio over-looking the 1
st
tee and 18
th
green. After 15 minutes of idle chat, Ian excused himself to go for a pee. Peter immediately pulled out his mobile and phoned Ian's house.
Please let Zoe answer ...
"Hello." Zoe answered.
"Zoe, it's Peter. Look, I haven't got long – Ian's just gone for a pee. About this morning ... look, I just don't know what happened ..."
"I do: I seduced you and you let me seduce you and you fucked me and I let you fuck me ... well, actually, I more than
let
you fuck me. Did you enjoy it? I did. Immensely. I masturbated to a really intense orgasm about ten minutes after you left. Then another one about an hour ago. And when Ian fucks me tonight I'll masturbate to another one. And I'll be thinking about you fucking me." He'd never once heard her use 'fuck' in the twenty years he'd known her, and he was shocked and intrigued about the complete change that had come over her.
"You always do get straight to the point don't you? But why did that happen this morning? I've known you for twenty years and
nothing
has ever happened between us before ... although, of course, I'd have liked it to."
"I know you would, and so would I. We just couldn't have, could we? But then I smelt and tasted Diane on your lips and I was already feeling quite horny and, well, I don't know, I just wanted to really badly, and something snapped and I just did. Plus which, I wanted to have you before Debbie did."
"What?!"
Oh my God, what the fuck is going on?
He spotted Ian coming out through the bar. "Oh, look, Ian's coming back. Bye." He said quietly.
"Call me. Next time I want to be in a nice comfy bed. Bye."