River Days Festival 01

River Days Festival 01

"Well, damn it Decker, I'm going to need a little more than "bah, bah, bah, hubba, hubba, hubba" to know if my new summer shorts will be good enough to capture a man's attention at the River Days Festival tomorrow while I'm working in the Bake Sale tent, so?"

"I mean, Mrs. Netherwood, I thought you would put them on and model them for me so I could judge better how they looked and fit, so?"

"Oh, well Decker, I've been out of the game for awhile and I wasn't sure how to show you the type of lingerie that I planned on wearing tomorrow under these new shorts and shirt, so, I thought I would just present the shorts in my hands and present what's left of my body to you in just my new lingerie like this, so? Also, there is a 20 minutes timer set on my oven, so?"

[Thump, thump, pump, thrust, thrust, pound, grind, slam, slam, slam, ooh, oh, thump, pump, slam]

"Oh, I'm going to hell now, Decker! Ooh, oh, oh, pound me, Decker and jerk my boobs out!"

[Rip, pull, jerk, latch, squeeze, thump, pump, thrust, thrust, pound, grind, slam, slam, slam, thump, pump, slam, pound, pound, pound]

"Decker, ooh, oh, oh, don't nut that condom yet, Decker, ooh, ooh, oh, holy jack hammering, OMG, deep stroke me, OMG, Decker!"

[Thump, thump, pump, thrust, thrust, pound, grind, slam, slam, slam, ooh, oh, thump, pump, slam]

"Oh, oh, okay baby, nut, nut, ooh, oh, condom nut me, Decker, ooh, ugh, nut it Decker!"

[Sploosh, gush, spalt, blast, blast, squirt, squirt, blast, rope stream, rope stream, splat, ooze]

Well, the way I saw things, I did everything that Mrs. Netherwood asked of me, so. Also, I never asked her to show me her new shorts and shirt that she purchased to wear at the River Days Festival, but as a friend of the family, I mean, I'm in the support circle, right?

"[Wheeze, huff, puff] now get going, Decker before my cookies burn."

"[Wheeze, huff, puff] then stop stroking and fondling me back to life, Mrs. Netherwood!"

[Stroke, fondle, fap, fap, stroke, fondle, fondle, boing]

"Well, I do remember enough that men like their cocks sucked, so? Also, thanks [mwah] for reminding me that my bed this works!"

[Oomph, suck, slurp, sloosh, slurp, suckle, suckle, lick, suck, oomph, oomph, ooh, oh, ooh]

"Let it go, Decker, let it go into my belly!"

[Oomph, squirt, ooze, oomph, drizzle, oomph, ooze, oomph, suck, oomph, drizzle, gulp]

"Aha [gulp], young nut juice! LOL, I wish they sold this at the Weird Beverage tent! Ooh, drizzle!"

[Slurp, ooze, slurp, gulp, lick, milk it, milk it, gulp, gulp, ahh]

"Well Decker, I can't hardly wait for the Midsummer Festival then!"

"Bye, Mrs. Netherwood and I'll be sure to buy a container of your cookies tomorrow afternoon!"

"Oh, you just owned my cookie, Decker! [Mwah]. Be sure to wink at me tomorrow then, stud."

Anyways, her new shorts and shirt looked fine to me and her cookie was amazing, so. Oh, sorry, I'm Decker, of course, I'm 22 and horny, like all the time.

"Well, I never saw Nancy Netherwood so happy in a long time! I mean, look at her grinning and showing off her ass in those tight white shorts while selling the baked goods! Hah! I wonder if she got a new toy for her bedroom to bake her cookies! Oh, oops, I'm sorry, Decker, erm, I suppose that type of talk isn't something that you're probably not interested in hearing, so, oops, my bad!"

"Tee he, Mrs. Andrews, it's fine. Everyone deserves to be sexually happy and her, I mean, the cookies look amazing. But now that you mention it, tee he, that is quite a smirky grin that she's sprouting for just a River Days Festival, tee he."

"OMG, you're claiming her smile, Decker! Her huge grin! You sexed her last night and you sexed her up good with a huge cock, didn't you, Decker?"

"Now, now, Mrs. Andrews, everything is relative. I just left Mrs. Netherwood naked, panting, drooling and sprawled across her bed with a big grin from my big cock and Mrs. Bentley is huge, so?"

"(Giggles)"

"Well, some of the middle-aged women around here just have all the luck then!"

"Lick? Did you say lick, Mrs. Andrews? I mean, I was just on my way to the book tent to find an old book on myths because I've heard that a highly experienced woman gives her man a sexy and teasing tongue lick with each and every of his thrusts between her boobs and I'm curious if that is a myth or not, so?"

"Oh, Decker, my men used to get a firm pucker kiss with every thrust between my boobs back in the day! And it made a "plop" sound when they pulled back for the next thrust forward!"

Well, that's the type of book that I was talking about!

"I mean, Mrs. Andrews, maybe I'll stop around this Sunday night to help you take your two trash bins out then, so?"

"Well, you be sure to do that then, young man and I'll be prepared to solve the mystery of that myth right on the spot! Or at least in my bed. Not that your momma has to know anything about our myth busting trials or anything, so?"

"Oh, myth busting trials, erm, as in plural, Mrs. Andrews, hmm?"

"Oh, well Decker, I too have also heard before that a young man of 21 or 22 can bounce back quickly and since we will be experimenting with myth busting and all, so?"

"Sundown then, Mrs. Andrews?"

"Oh, the sun can't set fast enough then, Decker!"

I mean, it's good that the younger generation helps with the hauling out of the trash bins the night before the scheduled rubbish pickup day, right?

"Oh, Mrs. Gleason, erm, let me guess, your shirt is that of a off the shoulder type, it has a few ruffles on it and your hair is extra curly, so, you're a hint of a pirate lady in celebration of the River Days Festival then, right, Mrs. Gleason?"

"Oh, Decker, um, well, I don't know about all that pirate stuff, but I always try to get a little afternoon sun on my shoulders. Anyways, how have you been, Decker?"

"I'm great, Mrs. Gleason and I'm just enjoying the River Days Festival. Also, I see that you have been enjoying the vendor tents at the festival too. I mean, four shopping bags already, Mrs. Gleason and it's just barely noon?"

"Well, I don't even know why or how these vendors are allowed to sell such impulse buying nick knacks at festivals anyways then, so?"

"Well, LOL, that's why they put trunks in vehicles, Mrs. Gleason, for nick knack impulse buying drop offs every hour on the hour, tee, he. Also, I mean, Mrs. Gleason, isn't that your Soccer Mom minivan I saw in the parking lot then, hmm? I mean, you can probably stuff a lot of impulse buying bags of nick knacks in the back of your minivan, right, Mrs. Gleason?"

"Hmph! Is that a question or a challenge, Decker? Or a pickup line to see if you will get lucky enough this afternoon to stuff your nick knack in me from the back, hmm?"

Damn, busted! And embarrassed!

"LOL, today's young adults! You guys have no idea how clap back when slapped first! Come on, Tiger, you can walk me to my "Soccer Mom" minivan so I can dump off my first load. Well, I mean, my first load of nick knack shopping bags, so?"

I mean, well, dumping the first load were here words, not mine, so!

"And I guess now you know what a strapless bra looks like then, Decker, since you just slipped my "off the shoulder" pirate lady shirt down like that, so?"

"Well, I was just curious, Mrs. Gleason, that's all. Besides, it appears to be the same as a bikini top, so that myth holds true then. Well, there must be myth out there somewhere about how a strapless bra is exactly the same as some bikini tops, so?"

"OMG, men, they always play the "a bra is the same as a bikini top" card! Also, close the side sliding door, Decker."

[Side sliding door slides closed]

"Well, am I playing my cards right, Mrs. Gleason, hmm?"

"Well, I don't want to show my hand too soon, Decker, but if you're playing your "Soccer Mom" minivan blow job trump card, I mean, well, you win then, Decker!"

[Oomph, slush, oomph, gasp, oomph, slurp, oomph, suck, oomph, gasp, gag, ooh, gag, ooh]

"Oh, Mrs. Gleason, you really know how and when to play a trump card! Pop your boobs out for me."

[Push, plop, plop, oomph, slush, oomph, gasp, oomph, slurp, oomph, suck, oomph, gasp, gag, ooh, gag]

"Hmm, this is a nice nick knack, Decker! It's nice and fat and fills my whole mouth!"

[Oomph, slush, oomph, gasp, oomph, slurp, oomph, suck, oomph, gasp, gag, ooh, gag, ooh]

"Aha, aha, aha, and I hope you're working on a plan to fill my pussy with your fat nick knack soon!"

[Oomph, slush, oomph, gasp, oomph, slurp, oomph, suck, oomph, gasp, gag, ooh, gag, ooh]

"Alright, Decker, pop your nut into my belly like I popped my boobs out for you!"

[Oomph, slush, oomph, gasp, oomph, slurp, oomph, suck, oomph, gasp, gag, ooh, gag, ooh]

"Aha, gasp, aha, gasp."

[Sploosh, splash, gulp, slush, squirt, blast, blast, squirt, stream, stream, ooze, ooze, ahh]

Well, it's respectful to always listen to your elders, even if they are just 20 or so years your elder.

[Oomph, sploosh, oomph, gasp, splash, slurp, gulp, suck, oomph, gasp, blast, gag, glug]

"Ahem!"

"Hmph! Men, there is always a little drizzle afterwards!"

[Engulf, ooze, suction, drizzle, ahh, ooze, drizzle, suck, gulp, drizzle, gulp]

Hey, I didn't design the male nutting process, so.

"Aha, aha, aha, [gulp], well, your mother doesn't need to know about this, Decker! Also, I wasn't expecting any sex today at the festival, so, erm, well, you can stuff me from the back when I'm wearing something more sexy underneath [mwah], so, whew, that's a very nice nick knack you have!"

"Ahh, ooh, ahh, oh, well, I mean, Mrs. Gleason, maybe I'll come around on Tuesday evening and water spray off your driveway, so?"

"Oh, well then, I'll be sure to be shower fresh then, Decker! And use the side door just in case you catch me so shower fresh that all I have on is my shower towel. Or at least not grannie panties, so?"

Ahh, you have to love women who are shower fresh, right?

"Tee he, you know they cheated on the fried chicken this year, right, Decker?"

"Oh, I know, Mrs. Plant, but I'm always good with food from the Deli, so."

"Well, Millie from the Deli always does a good job and the proof is how you're going to town on those fried thighs, Decker! So, young man, do you like your thighs soft fried, crispy or creamy, hmm?"

"Oh, Mrs. Plant, my perfect recipe would be soft and creamy, yet powerful and squishy all at the same time, so?"

"Oh, well then, Decker, I'll be sure to look that recipe up then! Or are you finally confessing that you used to peek in on me as I dressed for my Friday night dates while you were supposed to be playing video games with my son and since you just described my thighs, hmm, Decker?"

"I mean, Mrs. Plant, it's just that I never saw in person before nylons and that strappy thing before!"

"Well, you see more at a pool or at a beach, so, never mind those days, Decker and I suppose I could confess that I took my time snapping my nylons to my garter belt when I knew you were peeking, not that your mother needs to know anything about these confessions, so?"

"Oh, Mrs. Plant, if we're confessing and all, I mean, maybe..."

"Oops, no, no, no, tee he, we're done confessing for today, Decker! I mean, there isn't a woman on the planet that doesn't recognize the sounds of a guy just whacking off his dick in the bathroom! I mean, with the slapping sounds and the gentle moans and then the big groans, I mean, tee he, you guys, right? It's all "slap, slap, slap" and then "fap, fap, fap" and then "ooh, ooh, ooh" and then "ugh, ugh, ugh" and then "argh, argh, argh" and flush! Tee he, not that I used to listen just at the bathroom door! For the flush, I mean, tee he."

[Finishes fried thighs]

"So, Mrs. Plant, can I at least say that you nice today in your skirt and that your exercise routine has certainly paid off then, hmm?"

"Oh, that you can say, Decker and thank you for noticing and I'll be sure to double check my exercise routine so that it gives my thighs the work out that they deserve, so?"

"Oh, and maybe I'll stop around this Tuesday night to help you make the necessary adjustments to your home exercise contraption then, huh? Like pull a pin here or there and reinsert the pin in another place or however that works, so?"

"Oh, you be sure to do that then, Decker and I'll be sure keep an extra workout towel handy, so?"

"Oh, that's a quad "so" in a row then, Mrs. Plant, right?"

"Oh, then maybe that means that you're going to help me unload the stack of cases of bottled water out of the back of my large SUV right now then, right, Decker? Also, since that was a quad "so" in a row, then I'm sitting on top, right?"

"OMG, like Wyoming cowgirl style, Mrs. Plant?"

"Oh, there will be plenty of Viva Wyoming shouting going on, Decker!"

I mean, if Wyoming wasn't such a long drive from Middleton, right? And yep, Mrs. Plant's SUV was huge! And it rode nice. And huge! I mean, not huge like Mrs. Bentley huge, but it was pretty huge!

"(Giggles)"

[A smooth ride to a secret and secluded parking circle clearing behind the festival grounds]

"Oh, I didn't even know this secluded parking area was here, Mrs. Plant."

"Oh, it was cleared out by the lonely-hearts club years ago. Also, don't get excited if we are not the only vehicle parking back here in the secluded parking area. It's a secluded spot to park alright, but not huge like Mrs. Bentley, so."

"(Giggles)"

[Thump, slap, clap, thump, slap, clap, thump, slap, clap, smash, smash, smash, thump]

"OMG, OMG, ride me, Mrs. Plant, ride me Wyoming style!"

[Thump, slap, clap, thump, slap, clap, thump, slap, clap, smash, smash, smash, thump]

"Aha, aha, aha, your cock is fat, Decker! [Huff, puff], thrust back baby."

[Thump, slap, clap, thrust, thump, slap, clap, thrust, thump, slap, clap, thrust clap, clap, clap, thump]

"Aha, aha, aha, are my thighs about to get creamy, Decker? It's okay, baby. Make me messy!"

"OMG, OMG, Viva Wyoming, Viva Wyoming, oh, oh, argh, argh, ugh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ooh."

[Twist, squish, twist, twist, swirl, squish, swirl, twirl, clap, slap, twist, squishy creamy thighs!]

'[Wheeze, wheeze, wheeze] do you always wear a body harness under your clothes to the city festivals then, Mrs. Plant [wheeze, wheeze, wheeze]?"

"[Huff, puff] well, I just might be a little kinky still, Decker. And you sure found the snaps quick enough to get where you wanted to go, so?"

Well, her daughter, Staci, wears the same body harness, so.

"And don't be mad that I have towels for us, Decker. I mean, you made my thighs creamy, so that's a win, but I can't walk around the festival like this, so?"

"Oh, not mad, Mrs. Plant, there is no mad here [wheeze, wheeze, wheeze]."

"Well, hold onto that thought, Champ, since you might have also made me pregnant by just getting after it and all without putting on a condom, but that was great Viva Wyoming sex, Champ! Also, don't turn your head to the left! Unless you want to see your Auntie Wilma getting after it too!"

[Grassy exit vroom, vroom, then stop half way]

"Aha, aha, aha, this is what I call a towel clean up job, Mrs. Plant!"

[Rub, scrub, rub, fap, fap, rub, rub, stroke, stroke, rub]

"Well, I can't gloat too much, Decker, if I don't put your cock in my mouth, so?"

Hey, those were her rules, not mine, so.

[Oomph, slush, oomph, gasp, oomph, slurp, oomph, suck, oomph, gasp, glug, gulp, ooh, gag, ooh]

"Ooze me, Decker! Drizzle into my belly, Champ!"

[Whoa, squirt, gulp, squirt, gulp, drizzle, gulp, ooze, gulp, ooze, gulp, ooze, gulp, drizzle, gulp]

"Ahh, good man juice! Anyways, would you mind walking back to festival area, Decker? It might take me a minute or two to get my body harness situated back in place and people might notice us, so?"

"Oh, Mrs. Plant, your daughter, Staci, she always starts with these two snaps on side like this and then she wraps this strap around like..."

"WHAT?"

"Oops, I mean, she showed me how they work when we ended up in sex clothes store in Hillsdale at the same time a couple of weeks ago and she showed me on the store display mannequin, so, tee he."

"Hmph!"

Well, I think it has been said in more than a few movies, it was time to go!

[Two wandering people bump into each other while shame walking back to the festival area]

"Hey, watch where you're, oh, Nephew Decker, tee he, what a surprise bumping into you here just on the outskirts of Bimbo Point!"

"OMG, Auntie Wilma, erm, I wasn't doing anything and I just wandered off too far from the festival grounds and erm, well, I'm a virgin, so I wasn't doing anything, tee he."

"Oh, um, Nephew Decker, I wasn't doing anything either and I also just wandered to far to the south and erm, well, I also am a virgin, Nephew Decker, tee he, I mean, your Uncle Ron and myself adopted all of your cousins, so?"

"Oh, okay then, Auntie Wilma, tee he, I mean, good talk then, right?"

"Oh, a very good talk then, Nephew Decker, so, tee he, okay, bye then????"

"Erm, Auntie Wilma, I mean, maybe we didn't have a good talk today, right?"

"Oh, you might be right, Nephew Decker, um, I didn't even attend the festival today because I stayed home and caught up with my arts and crafts, so?"

"Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean, I cleaned the garage today, so?"

"Tee he, sex is great, isn't it Nephew Decker?"

"OMG, it's the best, Auntie Wilma!"

"So, tee he, then???"

"Tee he, bye, Auntie Wilma."

[For such a good talk, both walked away with their heads lowered in a walk of shame fashion]

"Aww, Decker, I'd give anything for my son to not be embarrassed to talk to his family members in public like I just saw you doing with your auntie, Decker. That's sweet of you, so?"

"Oh, I mean, Mrs. Williams, family is important and Auntie Wilma is the rock of the family, so I have no issues with being seen talking to her in public, so?"

"Oh, Wilma's ass is like a rock for her age alright! Oops, sorry, Decker, that's your dear auntie that I'm speaking of, so, sorry then."

"That's okay, Mrs. Williams. I mean, if it sounds like a duck and it walks like a duck and it claps like a duck at the family holiday gatherings, then it's probably a duck and everybody loves ducks and I'm only human, but I swear, Mrs. Williams, I don't pay, erm, it, much attention, so?"

"Hmm, well then, my duck pond could use a little attention, Decker, so? My cattails are all in a bunch!"

"Oh, Mrs. Williams, I need to confess!"

"Oh, snap, we're playing the "confessions" cards then? Sheesh, Decker, I also should confess then, so?"

"Okay, Mrs. Williams, last Spring, when we were packing up Jack's things for college, my hand didn't slip, like seven times, so?"

"Oh, well then, Decker, whew, I was totally going to confess something much worse, but I figured that out that day, Decker. I also confess that I held still for you, like three times, so?"

"You're soft, Mrs. Williams, but else could be worse that the way I felt you up then, hmm?"

"Oh, the next week, when I asked you to taste the honey from the jar too make sure it was still fresh, well, most people would do that with a spoon and not an index finger like I did for you. Also, if you suckled on your momma like that way back when, I mean, well, never mind, so?"

"I mean, we have a score to settle then, Mrs. Williams!"

"Oh, like how I reverse finger banged your mouth and since I tricked you, we should double up on the payback and you dick bang and trash my mouth then, hmm, Decker?"

"It's written somewhere, Mrs. Williams, so?"

"Then so shall it be, Decker!"

[Oomph, slush, oomph, gasp, oomph, slurp, oomph, suck, oomph, gasp, gag, ooh, gag, ooh]

"You won't hurt me, Decker! Pump my mouth and make me your festival mouth slut!"

[Pump, thrust, gag, gag, thrust, stab, stab, sink, sink, stab, thrust, pump, pump, thrust, ooh]

"[Cough, gag] okay, okay, maybe I have been out of the mouth slut game for a while!"